Get over it

By DD. - 08/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
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txgirl09 5

Ouch. Well, she's obviously not committed and you're much better off without her.

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FerrariCake 2

You're in a tough situation, but it's time to man up. Your wife has probably already hired the most vile divorce attorney she could find, and has probably already slept with him. She will petition to force you to pay her attorney fees and they (her and the attorney) will go after everything you own (not just half... that's too old fashioned). You MUST find yourself a female divorce attorney, because only a female attorney will be able to develop the pure primal hatred toward another female (your wife) that will allow you to stand a chance in this fight. In the end, you will be victorious in the same way a country is victorious in a long war: you'll lose a lot, take a lot of damage, but you'll be better off in the long run. DO NOT hire a male attorney... your wife will probably sleep with him too, and then they'll all conspire against you.

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Riyu55 0

nothing says I love you like a pre numptial right fellas??

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TotchiNeko 0

well it's not your fault she is a ****. If I was a guy I wouldn't want to forgive a girl I was dating that had some other dudes **** in her. just a thought.

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dugumit 0

u might be hurt and angry over it but if u want your marrage to work u have 2 choices forgive her start anew and move on or u can be bitter and withdrawn and end up where you are now.

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KASHMIR_fml 0

wow dude ur life is f'd. **** her. u need to drop that ho anyways

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allan_069 0

get a new wife dude! that witch cheated on you.

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soccerballs 0

y r u forgiving her. she's a bitch **** her. get somebody better

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goettel 0

Don't sweat it bro, she's just telling you she'd really prefer a dick who'd hit her after finding out about her backup fuckbuddy. Most women do, but never admit it.

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wonderboy1 0

you should of slapped that bitch when she told you she cheated on you and said stay in the kitchen or get out. hope you find someone bettter =]

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spitfire35 3

You should be the one asking for a divorce

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FockinA 0

the real question is: was it with a man or a woman ? if its the 1st = divorce. if its the 2nd, what are you an idiot? its called a 3some buddy. Enjoy !

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Gvaz 2

What if the girl was wearing a strapon? Might as well have been a guy in that case. It's still cheating and they wont have a threesome.

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