Sex, Cheating and Intimacy: Get over it

Get over it

By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I walked into my apartment to find my boyfriend of two years screwing my lifelong best friend. I immediately burst into tears. He looked at me and told me I was being too dramatic. FML

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By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML

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By forreal - 23/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML

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Supportive

By fuckthepopo - 21/01/2012 02:31 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML

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Classic story

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 05:01

Today, I found out my boyfriend of six years, with whom I wanted to spend my life with, has been cheating behind my back with my friend. The kicker? They met after I invited her to live with us to get away from her chaotic family, and I suspected she was emotionally stunted at the time. FML

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Comedic timing

By Anonymous - 29/01/2015 00:59 - United States - Ocean Springs

Today, I got out of the shower and walked into my living room to see my sis' and her boyfriend sitting very closely on our family's fairly large couch. I laughed and said, "Look at the happy couple." Then her now ex-boyfriend burst into tears. Turns out they'd just broken up. FML

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Assumptions

By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML

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You deserved it 54 389

By Aprilfools - 12/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML

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Nope

By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 16:00

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML

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By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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You deserved it 10 738

silbern 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 16:06

that's when you grab a blunt object and see who's dramatic now. physco bitch ftw.

XxGuessWhoxX 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 16:17

Wow man, I'm really sorry that happened

Comments

martic835 2

Tuesday 12 January 2010 8:33

I hope you posted this from jail. That's where I'd be after witnessing some BS like that.

starbuckslover0 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:00

that's horrible I'm sorry

t0n13 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 1:06

oh gosh, i would have threw their clothes out the window. Then kicked them out of my place. Then see whos so dramatic.

lauwen16 0

Monday 1 February 2010 21:23

beat the **** out of her and him!

WhatTheFudgeO_o 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 8:40

Your boyfriend is a dumb dick and your "life-long friend" is a bitchy *****. Dump them both; he doesn't deserve to be your bf and she doesn't deserve to be your friend.

Marino01 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 6:04

tell him to put the rent on the table and get the hell out. take that ***** with him too.

cjHidalgo 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 21:53

**** dat bitch and yur friend. don't worry I'll find a new one

tiza09 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 4:03

dnt worry dea iz sum1 more suitable for u sum wea out dea,

miss_la_rue 6

Tuesday 20 April 2010 20:11

... I'm not trying to be a jerk, but I honestly can't understand what you're trying to write here.

vengeance501 8

Friday 7 May 2010 16:57

Silly Wigger. Learn English.

fizzymonsterman 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 6:26

3 way!!

jonnyboy95x 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 10:49

hey yeah I'm only a 15 year old from Colorado but would you allow me to kill that ******?! DAMN that shit pisses me off. hope he believes in karma otherwise I'll make him believe in it mwahahahahahahahaha in all seriousness that's terrible.