Sex, Cheating and Intimacy: Get over it

Get over it

By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I walked into my apartment to find my boyfriend of two years screwing my lifelong best friend. I immediately burst into tears. He looked at me and told me I was being too dramatic. FML

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By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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You deserved it 679

By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML

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You deserved it 6 290

By forreal - 23/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML

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You deserved it 402

Supportive

By fuckthepopo - 21/01/2012 02:31 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML

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You deserved it 6 482

Classic story

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 05:01

Today, I found out my boyfriend of six years, with whom I wanted to spend my life with, has been cheating behind my back with my friend. The kicker? They met after I invited her to live with us to get away from her chaotic family, and I suspected she was emotionally stunted at the time. FML

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You deserved it 206

Comedic timing

By Anonymous - 29/01/2015 00:59 - United States - Ocean Springs

Today, I got out of the shower and walked into my living room to see my sis' and her boyfriend sitting very closely on our family's fairly large couch. I laughed and said, "Look at the happy couple." Then her now ex-boyfriend burst into tears. Turns out they'd just broken up. FML

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You deserved it 4 659

Assumptions

By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML

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You deserved it 54 390

By Aprilfools - 12/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML

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You deserved it 7 971

Nope

By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 16:00

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML

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You deserved it 159

By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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You deserved it 10 739

silbern 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 16:06

that's when you grab a blunt object and see who's dramatic now. physco bitch ftw.

XxGuessWhoxX 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 16:17

Wow man, I'm really sorry that happened

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samie_Rawr 0

Friday 11 December 2009 4:15

...I hope you ****** them up.

1JfArMiEoS1 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 7:34

don't just post your sob story on FML, have at his nutsack with a tire iron.

musicjunkiealert 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 7:41

Aww, I'm so sorry. Dump him, you're better off without him, hon.

burgydagamer 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 21:02

cut his balls off and make a smoothie. feed it some wolves

uuloveme29_fml 0

Friday 18 December 2009 8:53

u should of beat the bitch ass and then stabbed him in his dick!...thats what i would of done P.S. dont waste your tears over ppl who are not worth it

kirinkinetic 0

Monday 28 December 2009 8:22

ask him how badly he needs both his balls and then tell him you've already sold his testicles to a stem cell research facility for $10,000. Then we'll see who is dramatic :)

WeAllHaveFmls 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 2:13

WOW, that equals bitch slap to both of him he's sucha whoree

ASH9392 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 7:29

Dramatic?!?!? how is that dramatic?! dramatic would be grabbing your friend by the hair throwing her out of ur apartment n beating ur boyfriend with any nearby blunt object... wait that may not be dramatic enough... :]