Sex, Cheating and Intimacy: Get over it

Get over it

By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I walked into my apartment to find my boyfriend of two years screwing my lifelong best friend. I immediately burst into tears. He looked at me and told me I was being too dramatic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 708

You deserved it 2 739

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By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 369

You deserved it 679

By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 079

You deserved it 6 290

By forreal - 23/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 911

You deserved it 402

Supportive

By fuckthepopo - 21/01/2012 02:31 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 839

You deserved it 6 482

Classic story

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 05:01

Today, I found out my boyfriend of six years, with whom I wanted to spend my life with, has been cheating behind my back with my friend. The kicker? They met after I invited her to live with us to get away from her chaotic family, and I suspected she was emotionally stunted at the time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 333

You deserved it 206

Comedic timing

By Anonymous - 29/01/2015 00:59 - United States - Ocean Springs

Today, I got out of the shower and walked into my living room to see my sis' and her boyfriend sitting very closely on our family's fairly large couch. I laughed and said, "Look at the happy couple." Then her now ex-boyfriend burst into tears. Turns out they'd just broken up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 053

You deserved it 4 659

Assumptions

By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 454

You deserved it 54 390

By Aprilfools - 12/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 138 104

You deserved it 7 971

Nope

By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 16:00

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 280

You deserved it 159

By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 146

You deserved it 10 739

silbern 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 16:06

that's when you grab a blunt object and see who's dramatic now. physco bitch ftw.

XxGuessWhoxX 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 16:17

Wow man, I'm really sorry that happened

Comments

haterofreality 0

Friday 4 December 2009 12:00

I agree with #1 & #20 kick their asses and ask questions later.

TheMischiefMaker 0

Friday 4 December 2009 21:17

you should have knocked her in the head with a bat, then stepped on his balls. when they are screaming in pain tell them they are being to dramatic.

the_lololagist 11

Saturday 5 December 2009 0:46

Haha, win. :D

md_040409 1

Saturday 5 December 2009 0:44

what a dick

lexiluv101 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 7:56

wow, what a jerk. your good to be rid of him

COBRAMORPH 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 9:58

UDI for showing up late.

samie_Rawr 0

Friday 11 December 2009 4:17

Not the point.

a_c_M_2010 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 5:50

To all the people saying that "she should have attacked": Did you honestly expect her to overpower and beat up/kill two other people over a minor incident like that? It's just not worth the jail time. If your "best friend" betrayed you in such a way, she certainly isn't your best friend. The right reaction would have been to kick them both out of your apartment and never speak to them again.

PopRocks14 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 6:24

my EX bestfriend new i liked this boy and the next day she asked him out and she is currently going out with him. he is a real douchebag to her now and i am greatful i didnt go out with him (considering he is afraid of me) bestfriends can be vicious.

cmm724 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 5:58

Just smoke a blunt and screw his best friend!!

psychoxxxinvader 3

Sunday 6 December 2009 20:39

Wow, OP. I'm so sorry. You're bestfriend and your boyfriend are ****** and honestly, if I were you I would have beaten them like a red headed step child.

Tinklebelle138 1

Monday 7 December 2009 15:04

Wow. These people are really shameless. You can screw the guy and find someone better. As for the best friend, screw her as well. I'm sure you'll find better friends. :D Cheer up! Not worth getting upsets over idiots like them.