Work: Get rid of him

Get rid of him

By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 18:59 - United States - Deatsville

Today, my boss is still refusing to fire my psychotic coworker, who's made it his mission to insult, annoy, bully and threaten me every day into making me quit. My boss is convinced the guy just has "assburger's" and that the company would get sued if we fired him. FML

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By Inthedumps - 23/07/2014 00:51 - United States - Jerseyville

Today, my boss is still refusing to hire any more people because he's convinced I can handle all of the work after the majority of staff quit. FML

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By HelpMe1 - 06/11/2014 06:53 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, my boss told me to fire the unstable, former military, gun nut employee. He's been making death threats to his supervisors. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2015 06:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML

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Creep in chief

By wow @ creepy fuckers - 17/11/2012 01:06 - United States

Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML

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By sick of life - 23/09/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, I called in sick to work for a second day. After months of my boss trying to get me sacked by spreading vicious rumors about me, taunting me into retaliating, and generally making my life a living hell, he finally got his chance. He sent me a text saying, "yeh dont bother son ure fuckin fired." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2016 15:14

Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML

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Make your mind up

By Jason Brazil - 13/08/2019 14:00

Today, my boss threatened to fire me because I'm unproductive, and haven't been doing anything. He doesn't tell me what to do, and expects me to read his mind. When I ask him what he wants me to do, he gets pissed and says that I should already know what to do. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2016 11:51 - Belgium

Today, my boss refused my resignation and acted like nothing had happened. FML

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By fird - 25/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML

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By Paul - 02/05/2013 01:52 - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML

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Saturday 1 November 2014 23:38

Assburgers don't sound very appetizing. I wouldn't fire one up either.

devildog562 33

Saturday 1 November 2014 23:38

If that's a case he should have the guy medically evaluated. Or at least talk to the guy and try and make it so you don't sue him for a hostile work environment.

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TehGreatBrownie 7

Saturday 8 November 2014 18:56

Aspergers

mutly98 8

Sunday 9 November 2014 7:04

I really dont like that you said assburgers to make a joke that people with aspergers are all a bunch of assholes because we most definitely are not! Most of us are pretty nice.

trey600rr 22

Monday 10 November 2014 1:27

asperger! idiot!

at0micmin3r 23

Monday 10 November 2014 20:34

Asergers is actually no excuse to be a complete asshole. inb4 one of my friends has it severely and is an Xray tech. He's... well... as friendly as you can be with it because of how hard it is to interact, but he's not a giant prick. No excuse to be rude!!! He needs to be fired! FYL OP :<

FirstxLunatic 3

Wednesday 12 November 2014 19:30

I gotta say, that's pretty offensive.. Aspergers Syndrome is pretty serious, im currently dating a man with this. His not an asshole, he's actually very sweet and caring. It's pretty disrespectful to see people say things like " 100% ass beef " and " Assburgers don't sound very appetizing. " You people should be ashamed :/ Remember : " Speak your mind, but please be respectful. "