By HelpMe1 - 06/11/2014 06:53 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, my boss told me to fire the unstable, former military, gun nut employee. He's been making death threats to his supervisors. FML
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JennaNGood 21

Firing anyone sucks, but especially one who makes death threats? That's really nice of your employers to do to you.

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Count_Coolness 26

Maybe he's a believer in "don't shoot the messenger"

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euphoricness 28

#1, you're fired

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sig4life 18

Nothing wrong with a firing pin here and there

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brivielle 15

OP i suggest u video the firing. You might need it as evidence somewhere. Goodluck. Buhahahahahahaha *showing myself out*

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JennaNGood 21

Firing anyone sucks, but especially one who makes death threats? That's really nice of your employers to do to you.

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matthewcald 14

If he's making death threats and is former military he could have PTSD. He could need some serious help.

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FYlife604 18

Only americans get ptsd; indonesians however don't get it cause they are not at war.

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foxwasalamb 24

wow. i hadnt realized that someone could be so ignorant. PTSD isnt just caused by war. but judging from the FML, they said "former military" so im gonna assume he was in the military here

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ChristianH39 30

32 if you seriously think only Americans get PTSD or that it only happens to combatants, congratulations. You have just created a new category of stupid.

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letmehavemytea 21

PTSD can come from any type of traumatic experiences, such as rape or assault.

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LoganEdJ 11

I have PTSD due to a car accident when I was 9 that killed my little sister. I'm 17 and have never been to war. So tell me, how can I not have PRAD?

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Swandive235 27

Umm maybe just let him down easy. Like give him a gift basket.

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Enslaved 36

Then he'll flip thinking you're calling him a-- basket case.

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tony1891 22

or send him a fruit cake a fruit cake a fruit cake.

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patrickalamo 47

Or tell him the SOB of a boss is making you so it and you wish the two of you could teach him a lesson.

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Pauline96_fml 20

#57 but that means that if that crazy guy actually does something then you will be linked to him as an accomplice when the police get involved

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DenverTyrrell 13

Do it then run for your life...literally by the sounds of it...

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Goblin182 26

Yeah, OPcan outrun a bullet.

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Count_Coolness 26

Maybe he's a believer in "don't shoot the messenger"

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kinky44 28

Have some coworkers come with you in a "firing" squad to dismiss him safetly.

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julianbozikovic 20

Call him while he's at home, don't give your name. Hahaha

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badluckalex 23

hopefully he cant recognize your voice!

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julianbozikovic 20

Use Christian Bale's voice as batman! He'll never know!

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Enslaved 36

Maybe more would understand if you also grabbed your crotch and said "This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun."

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