Getting on

By S. Michaels - 14/03/2012 15:17 - United States

Today, I was chatting to a nice girl at the mall, and I said if she didn't get a raise, I would write to the management. She said they have no email address, and I replied that I meant an actual letter. "Like, on paper?" she said, "Damn, how old are ya, pops?" I want a ticket off this planet. FML
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Idonebeenhad 17

You're not the only one

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derpspot 2

Wow she has no excuse for that kinda stupidity.

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MissPuppettear 0

Hey you're the one typing in your iPhone or computer right now so stop being a hypocrite

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HannahWho 8

1. Sounds like she caught on to your game, pops. I would be a little creeped out if a stranger offered to send a letter for me.

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gurly98 13

I'm 13 and I still know that u can write a letter to the management

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indoorsy 3

Don't call people pops, no one wants that.

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sordanjymes 6

I honestly think I was meant to live in the 70,s. But by some terrible mistake I was born in the generation of idiots. So, could you make that two tickets?

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murdersquirrel 15

People say that a lot but I feel like its a tie to pop culture more than anything. If you were meant to have been alive in another era, you would've been.

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serenek 6

i think everyone who thinks paper is for cavemen should be paper-cutted to death.

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kemando 22

"I dont want to live on this planet anymore."

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BellaMarta 19

AGREED! My god, my dad teaches college students and he said that some of them couldn't even read analog clocks.

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Ameel_fml 19

I remember before my final year of high school ended, the teachers had to explain why it WASN'T acceptable to write your university application in txt speak. Apparently there were about 20 students who did so the previous year, and when they all got rejected, they complained to the teachers about it. D:

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