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Getting on

By S. Michaels - 14/03/2012 15:17 - United States

Today, I was chatting to a nice girl at the mall, and I said if she didn't get a raise, I would write to the management. She said they have no email address, and I replied that I meant an actual letter. "Like, on paper?" she said, "Damn, how old are ya, pops?" I want a ticket off this planet. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2011 06:40 - Australia

Today, I sent an email to a girl I like about how I really feel about her. She later replied "Real funny, tell Michael to change his password!" FML

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Chill

By Anonymous - 04/10/2024 14:00 - Australia

Today, I was chatting to a cashier I see quite a lot, trying to be as charming and as unsmarmy as possible. When she asked if I wanted the receipt, I panicked and said, "No thanks, I don’t believe in paper." She looked at me like I was an alien. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By SomeExplainingToDo - 04/09/2017 04:30

Today, I sent a polite yet strongly-worded email to one of my corporate clients in which I expressed my irritation at being asked the same question by the same team for the 4th day in a row. I ended it with "Regards!" but accidentally swapped the 'g' with a 't'. FML

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I just work here, lady

By WhoAreThesePeople - 05/04/2022 22:00

Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML

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Customer service

By Anonymous - 12/07/2023 22:00

Today, I handed a written complaint to a shop manager about an employee who had used foul language to my teenage daughter. I then watched as he took the complaint to the employee in question, they read it together, laughed, then the manager tore it in half and threw it in the bin. FML

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By ihatemyjob - 12/09/2010 07:23 - Canada

Today, at work, an elderly lady came up to the cash register with a flyer in her hand, and asked if we had a certain item. I told her we did not have any left, and we would be getting more next week and if she wanted, I could give her a rain check. She hit me in the face with her purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2016 05:25 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was emailing a government employee at the place I'm hoping to get hired by. I realized too late I had been emailing her with my personal email address, which is rather jokey and unprofessional. She noticed and started referring to me as that. FML

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By Gaz47 - 27/07/2018 19:00

Today, I was online dating and a girl from high school messaged me. Thinking she might have matured since we're now in our 40's, I messaged back. She then said it was a joke and that I'm still a desperate, pathetic nerd trying to score with the hottest girl in class. FML

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Jot that down

By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 02:00

Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML

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Pay people a living wage

By F Capitalist somms - 06/04/2023 02:00

Today, I received a very angry email from the lady who interviewed me for a position at a clothing store. She told me I was entitled, unprofessional, and greedy. Apparently, “Because I need money to pay my bills and feed my daughter” wasn’t an appropriate response to, “Why do you wanna work here?” FML

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Idonebeenhad 17

Wednesday 14 March 2012 19:07

You're not the only one

derpspot 2

Wednesday 14 March 2012 19:07

Wow she has no excuse for that kinda stupidity.

Comments

anarchistpunk 3

Thursday 15 March 2012 1:19

I hate my generation... I don't even want a ticket off this planet, cyanide seems like the only good option.

sylvie211 6

Thursday 15 March 2012 2:16

oh my god...alot of fmls are starting to be about how stupid this wolrd is becoming..i agree with u man

Azail 15

Thursday 15 March 2012 6:21

Speaking of stupidity... World* you* learn to spell please

FadedMemory 9

Thursday 15 March 2012 2:24

Wow. I fear for my future.

Moneylover103 1

Thursday 15 March 2012 2:28

I'm twelve and I understand letters perfectly as well as email I'm an honor student in science math social studies and reading and L.A. Arts I'm also a high A student not all kids are stupid

zaff97 9

Thursday 15 March 2012 2:54

aren't you a perfect little role model

simplylost643 0

Thursday 15 March 2012 3:17

#114- I do believe that punctuation should be your next challenge.

taylor317 7

Monday 2 April 2012 8:45

You're 12, nothing is hard at 12.

notfarremoved 4

Thursday 15 March 2012 2:35

She must be from the future since printers and letters are still active.

smartman136 8

Thursday 15 March 2012 3:51

Personally, i would rather leave the less intelligent of our generation here. This planet is basically trashed anyways. Pollution, radation, lack of food, water and adequite living space. I cannot remember which one but one of jupiter's moons is the closest to earth in density and gravity. We would need to construct an artifical atmosphere but it could be done. We have the technology.

OffToTheGayBar 9

Thursday 15 March 2012 5:01

What about water? Temperature? Sure, there's space but did you even consider anything else? What about the climate? Food? Sure, the density and gravity may be the same, but that doesn't mean anything. Introducing animals to foreign worlds, I assume, is more dangerous than taking them into different countries. New diseases, I'm guessing, would be a problem. We can't just up and switch planets as easily as you think. When we finally got around to getting all our shit together and figuring the whole thing out you and I would be long dead.