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By TheL1nds - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia - Kingswood

Today, I checked my fake Facebook account for the first time in ages and realized that the "fake me" got more birthday greetings than the "real me." FML
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wenwenno 4

I've never understood why people make a fake account.

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Angel157 8

Well fake people do tend to have more friends nowadays

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reddudeover 2

The fake you has better photoshopping.

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perdix 29

That's why so many people are phonies. Their real personalities often suck, so the make up fake ones that are popular and/or interesting.

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gracehi 31

The fake you is always infinitely cooler than the real you. The fake me is a shape shifting super human sorcereress queen from another dimension. The real me just can't compete with that. :(

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Trisha_aus 15

I bet your kitty can

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gracehi 31

Do not call His Royal Highness, "kitty," you ignorant mortal. It gravely offends His Grace, King Fuzzybottom of the werecats. Do not fret, though. I have explained to him that you are a mere commoner among the rabble of this strange land, and could not know of His Majesty. You are spared his wrath.

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imavelociraptor 6

Can we be best friends???

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gracehi 31

See? Just a glimpse of fake me talking about my fake cat and you want to be best friends. Point *puts on sunglasses* proven.

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swampbaby985 30

Right after I read "fake Facebook account" I stopped reading and pressed YDI.

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DocBastard 38

I hardly believe there are 900 million people on Facebook. It's probably closer to 10 million, and the rest are morons like you who create fake accounts to make yourself feel liked or popular.

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isaiaah 6

Well Facebook is a community for a reason. People go on there so they can communicate quicker.. I have a real Facebook account and I'm only wished a happy birthday by my family or whoever happens to see me that day, but when I check facebook I have a bunch of happy birthdays. But still. Fake accounts are annoying.

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ToewsIsMyBro19 6

maybe its cuz u spend ur spare time making a fake fb account than hanging out...just a thought

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imavelociraptor 6

"today, i checked my fake facebook account..." YDI!!!

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mattorama 15

You find it surprising that people don't give a crap about somebody vain enough to make a fake Facebook profile?

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