Intimacy: Gift of the gab

Gift of the gab

By Nicole - 13/12/2014 15:20 - United States

Today, I finally told my boyfriend that he's not very good at dirty talk. He does it every time we have sex and it always turns me off. He started crying. FML

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Same thing different taste

By yikesss - 23/10/2018 03:00

Today my boyfriend told me that dirty talk with me was like potty training a puppy. FML

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Excuuuuuuse me?

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 13:32 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

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By TalkDirtyToMe - 10/10/2014 19:33 - New Zealand

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk dirty to my boyfriend, after he promised not to laugh at me. All seemed well, until I heard laughter. It wasn't him, though; it was his family listening from the other room. FML

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Talk to me baby

By Anonymous - 17/06/2010 22:56 - United States

Today, I learned that dirty talk does NOT get me off. My boyfriend and I were having sex and I said, "I'm going to come" during the beginning of my orgasm. My orgasm immediately stopped right after I said that. I'd managed to turn myself off. FML

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Effective

By zstarr - 14/07/2012 11:15 - United States - Rome

Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML

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By BustedEgo - 23/03/2014 05:31 - United States - Norway

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML

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By picturemenakedbaby - 21/07/2009 10:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking dirty, and saying how horny he was, etc. So I decided to play along and said "I want you to picture me naked, baby." All of a sudden I heard a huge sigh. He responded, "Ew, that just killed it." FML

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By soisblueballsdickhead - 26/10/2014 14:25 - United States

Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML

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Oh yeah?

By alexis89 - 26/05/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice, "Oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said, "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML

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AlwaysWatching 27

Saturday 13 December 2014 18:50

Well you needed to tell him or else you will never be able to have a good time and he will never improve

aruden 25

Saturday 13 December 2014 18:50

It has to be done, bad dirty talk is the worst.

Comments

Niedermayer_20 12

Saturday 13 December 2014 20:01

He's pathetic. No room for weak links.

SillyBeanie 8

Saturday 13 December 2014 20:10

He was probably just embarrassed, thought he was doing a good thing at least you told him now you two can work together to create a better mood for the bedroom time! :) good luck OP!

2ru 14

Saturday 13 December 2014 20:23

You can't turn a kitten into a tiger.

Fr0gs 15

Saturday 13 December 2014 20:25

Try dating a guy

limabeans101029 20

Sunday 14 December 2014 0:05

Lots of guys cry. Even if OP was really nice about it, he was probably really embarrassed. It's not fair to expect men to show no emotion, they're human beings too y'know.

nickster3 6

Saturday 13 December 2014 20:28

Same name! But sorry to hear that.

chikinscratch00 8

Saturday 13 December 2014 20:41

Truth can hurt. Teach him !

Morning_fml 22

Saturday 13 December 2014 20:51

It's better to hurt someone with the truth than to comfort them with a lie.

blubje 17

Saturday 13 December 2014 21:16

Oh poor thing. Maybe it was a bit too harshly put? Or he really liked it? Poor guy. But maybe you can teach him. Make it into a fun game. In a public place maybe. Would be awesome but maybe that's just me.