Giggle loop

By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 10:39 - United States

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Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
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quikwit1212 0

What is with the people without pics, who can't type a sentence with a capital letter, and the fact that they keep hitting on random girls that they will probably never meet?

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SubjectDelta 0

To clarify, 19 was explaining the complexity of Geller field travel while a ship a cruiser size or larger opens a rift in subspace and pulls itself into the warp. While I agree with his thesis on the matter, I must say that he should have included the compensation required to navigate through the empryean with a cruisers mass and density in mind. I hope this clears up the confusion about his post.

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MaryE24 0

If she laughs while having sex, especially her first time, she's too young for you bro.!

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brand2017 9

Its ok, at least you didnt have some creepy guy drive by your car, which is where i lost mine, an give you a thumbs up. Ruined the mood.

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bobak_can_ani 7

When you laugh your Va.. muscles contract, which make him feel he is being bitten softly down there. I go soft too when my wife laughs. Don't be disappointed of yourself :)

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corsico1 0

What most people here aren't sharing is that most first times are kind of awkward and don't really go as you'd hope. But then again all people exaggerate about their sexual experience and skills. Don't worry, if you guys are good together it gets better. If not it will get better with someone else.

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audreyalves 11

Lol the same thing happened to me, but trust me, its get Better and Better every time. ;)

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rachilio 26

If you can't laugh during sex you shouldn't be dating

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dylan913 13

Me and my gf laugh all the time during sex it's not weird at all lol

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SyLord 13

Get used to it, most men will finish before you get yours...Its a complaint of most women. That's why I always pleased my woman first, then myself. Made the girls happy, and I still had my fun.

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halfawannabe 14

I am familiar with this pain. Though in our case it was merely awkwardness and horribleness that kept us from "happy fun time land"

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Suaria 38

I'm around 115 pounds and I've only been with two people who are both pretty skinny. The slapping noise where it sounds like farts happens to me and I've definitely laughed because of the noise during sex. Sex should be fun and another way to be close to your significant other. Sex shouldn't always be serious. My first time sucked with my ex. We both didn't finish and it hurt in the beginning for me. Also talking to other people usually people's first time isn't wonderful and that is life. Sex definitely gets better after your first time.

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