Giggle loop

By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 10:39 - United States

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Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
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quikwit1212 0

What is with the people without pics, who can't type a sentence with a capital letter, and the fact that they keep hitting on random girls that they will probably never meet?

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SubjectDelta 0

To clarify, 19 was explaining the complexity of Geller field travel while a ship a cruiser size or larger opens a rift in subspace and pulls itself into the warp. While I agree with his thesis on the matter, I must say that he should have included the compensation required to navigate through the empryean with a cruisers mass and density in mind. I hope this clears up the confusion about his post.

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celestialvoice 0

Clearly, this girl has never seen the episode of Seinfeld where Kramer says he fakes it.

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playalovegame 0

fyl find someone who doesn't mind a little laughter while you slap bellies.

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chunkyguy 0

CGR#122: if you can't take it - fake it

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dontbmean 0

i dot think anyone actually does

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seeimdee 0

hahaha ohmygod, the sound is my favorite part ;D

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mrzero 0

I am going to tell mom

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truelink 0

funny, I would have laughed with her then kept on going. but, since i'm 40, I'm long gone from being a virgin. no 40-year-old virgin here.

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austindhall 0

lol yeah my first time I broke two condoms n that's all we had so we had to stop :/

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