Delivery and Money: Gimme my stuff

Gimme my stuff

By siciliano12594 - 12/11/2012 18:40 - United States - Harrison

Today, I learned that last week, the UPS man gave my package to my neighbor for safekeeping. It was over five-hundred dollars' worth of merchandise. My neighbor left for Canada on Saturday. FML

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By Byebye - 24/05/2012 19:30 - Netherlands - Sappemeer

Today, the mailman delivered my new phone to my neighbour's house. This was okay, because he left a note in my mailbox informing me so. Now my crazy neighbour won't give me the package because, "*I* signed for it!" FML

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By Isoneedtomove - 09/11/2018 16:00 - United States

Today, I received an email from a shipping company telling me they had dropped off a package of expensive electronics at the front door. Too bad someone stole it before I made it to the door. FML

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What was in the box?

By Anonymous - 29/09/2024 22:00 - United States - Burlington

Today, I got a notification that a package had been delivered. I opened my door and saw it on at doorstep. I was expecting one, so I grabbed and opened it, then realized it wasn’t mine, but my neighbor’s. I had to awkwardly re-tape it, then sneak over and leave the disturbing contents of the box on their porch before they noticed. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 03:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a phone I bought online turned up while I was at work. The delivery guy left a note saying he'd left the package with my neighbor at #10. When I went and knocked on the door and asked for the package, my neighbor said "Nope, nothing delivered here." and quickly shut the door in my face. FML

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Porch piracy

By Denofthieves - 16/09/2022 16:00

Today, I received a text saying that a package had just been delivered to the house. By the time I reached the front door, it had been stolen. FML

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The nerve!

By Anonymous - 06/12/2021 20:01

Today, a couple of packages were stolen from our apartment doorstep shortly after being delivered. A little while later, the thief brought the torn packaging back and left them at the bottom of our stairs. FML

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By mediocreboobs - 18/02/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FML

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Christmas gifts

By not a thief - 24/12/2021 01:59

Today, while I was home sick from work, my neighbor got packages delivered. Our apartments have had a lot of thefts lately so, being neighborly, I brought her stuff inside to wait. When she came home, I gave them right to her. Instead of thanking me, she told the office that I was the thief all along. FML

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By Millar - 24/10/2018 00:30 - Australia - Carlton North

Today, I witnessed a postal worker with an important parcel stopping before knocking on my door, shrugging, getting back in his van, and driving away. I couldn't get the door open quickly enough before he left. FML

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Rare W

By Anonymous - 26/03/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I found out one of the neighborhood kids has been stealing from my mailbox. Several packages marked "delivered" had gone missing over the last few months, so I set up a trail cam in the yard. I notified the USPS and the police; they confronted him at his house. He's been reselling everything I ordered on eBay. FML

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kewlone645 8

Tuesday 13 November 2012 0:30

Maybe they're the type of people who leave spare keys? Or you could call them and ask if they had someone house sit who could let you in?

Bullpine 11

Tuesday 13 November 2012 0:30

Well hopefully they will give it back OP; assuming they're coming back.

Comments

CuriousAlien 7

Tuesday 13 November 2012 0:59

Why would the UPS man do that in the first place? The neighbor could have been an ex-convict or thief. I hope you can trust your neighbor.

unknown_user5566 26

Tuesday 13 November 2012 1:10

It took you a week to figure that out, OP? I figured most people keep a pretty close eye on their tracking status, especially for merchandise worth that much money.

sugarshane007 20

Tuesday 13 November 2012 1:49

I track anything coming through UPS regardless of money because it is freaking UPS. They are know for screw ups.

botanistjessica 24

Tuesday 13 November 2012 2:55

Since when is UPS known for screw ups? I have never had a problem and I've shipped hundreds of things. FedEx, on the other hand...

sugarshane007 20

Tuesday 13 November 2012 3:45

I've had problems with UPS before, and I've known a good amount of people with problems as well. UPS really didnt improve at my old place until the UPS Store popped up.

sugarshane007 20

Tuesday 13 November 2012 1:12

The UPS guy pegged it right when it came to safe keeping, and now it is safe from even you.

brand0n93 5

Tuesday 13 November 2012 1:48

this fml reminded me of the ups man episode on South Park and everyone dressed up as bane

TheTallPerson 3

Tuesday 13 November 2012 1:53

Hey look at the bright side, your neighbor didnt move so you're lucky you didn't lose it.

WiseGuy79 14

Tuesday 13 November 2012 1:59

Your merchandise is being sold right now on the Canadian black market - aka Kijiji haha

Vimy 6

Tuesday 13 November 2012 2:39

Don't be fooled by the sketchy name. Kijiji is great- it's even better than ebay!

winkydog4056 16

Tuesday 13 November 2012 1:59

The man in da brown uni did not do his job. If the person receiving the package was not there to sign for it, the driver should have left a 'Delivery Attempt' notice on your door. OP should hold UPS liable if they don't get their package from the neighbors.....