Miscellaneous: Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly...

By mediocreboobs - 18/02/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FML

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By Lilly_28 - 11/08/2009 14:01 - United States

Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML

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What was in the box?

By Anonymous - 29/09/2024 22:00 - United States - Burlington

Today, I got a notification that a package had been delivered. I opened my door and saw it on at doorstep. I was expecting one, so I grabbed and opened it, then realized it wasn’t mine, but my neighbor’s. I had to awkwardly re-tape it, then sneak over and leave the disturbing contents of the box on their porch before they noticed. FML

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By fihifgni210 - 20/05/2009 16:54 - United States

Today, I decided to go tanning. I went outside and took my top off and laid out in the sun for about an hour. When I was about to go inside a phone rang. It belonged to one of the five men that were working on my roof and watching me the entire time. FML

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By jitiizer - 19/09/2012 17:02 - Netherlands - Leeuwarden

Today, a stranger called me, saying I look hot in the bra I was wearing. When I hung up, thinking it was a joke, I opened the back door, and saw a man running away from my backyard. FML

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Tanning

By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 04:08 - United States

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

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By ivegotapackage - 05/01/2015 23:47 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML

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I'm normal, I swear

By Anonymous - 17/06/2021 18:01

Today, I was doing weird voice impressions for my friend right before the doorbell rang and I had the front window open. The postman looked at me strangely, handed me my parcel and didn't say a word. FML

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Baked

By NotHappyJan - 03/12/2018 03:00

Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML

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By ScaredDude - 19/05/2019 04:07

Today, I was home alone in the dark and I heard the doorbell ring. I didn't know who it was so I didn't answer. They kept ringing, so I got a bit scared and called the police. When the police showed up, they told me it was a Chinese delivery guy with the wrong address. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 03:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a phone I bought online turned up while I was at work. The delivery guy left a note saying he'd left the package with my neighbor at #10. When I went and knocked on the door and asked for the package, my neighbor said "Nope, nothing delivered here." and quickly shut the door in my face. FML

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mikeyellenlee 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 3:58

You deserved that. You say your backyard is secluded, but there's a gate that people on the other side can easily see through? Wake up lady!

Seegtease 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 4:10

If you don't want people seeing your boobs, don't tan topless if it's possible for people to peek or visitors to see you from the gate. Just some advice.

Comments

AliSama 17

Thursday 19 February 2009 2:57

if he said "i have seen worst" you may have taken it bad as well. Remember rule of life. no matter how good you are, there will always be someone better. It doesn't mean you aren't good or worth it.

livhart 4

Thursday 22 November 2012 9:53

*worse

matticus27 14

Sunday 21 April 2013 6:48

I took it as he's seen better scenarios. Like he saw monkeys chasing lions with chainsaws before, not that he's seen better looking people.

mikeyellenlee 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 3:58

You deserved that. You say your backyard is secluded, but there's a gate that people on the other side can easily see through? Wake up lady!

Seegtease 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 4:10

If you don't want people seeing your boobs, don't tan topless if it's possible for people to peek or visitors to see you from the gate. Just some advice.

Seegtease 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 4:28

Um, he's the UPS guy, she may very well see him again.

git_er_done 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 5:08

it may have been dick. but its just ****. not like most people havent seen some before, get over it

buffalobuffalo 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 6:09

i'm sure he just wanted to say something to make it less awkward.

Vash_fml 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 17:27

#17 Why lucky guy??? Didnt your read? "I have seen better" you get the point and the picture.

Dr_Phil 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 23:18

I think we need to see pics to know if we should feel bad for you or feel bad for the UPS guy.

gc327072 30

Tuesday 26 March 2013 19:37

Ahaaaa I see what ya did there with the name. Nice.

Hoff 0

Friday 20 February 2009 0:53

I concur with PhotoExpert. Pics are definitely needed in order to make a proper judgment.

Eir_fml 1

Friday 20 February 2009 7:58

Hey OriginalPoster. This reminded me of a time when I said this same thing to a friend when she flashed her boobs as a result of strip poker. When I said it, I just said it basically to get the idea across of "I've seen other girls' boobs, you shouldn't worry about showing yours". It was just what came to mind, and I wish I thought longer and said "I've seen worse" instead. So he might not have meant it to be insulting, I certainly did not want to hurt my friend's feelings.