Gimme the drugs

By Richmond24 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth out. My mom didn't get my prescription for painkillers because she thought I'd get addicted. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 563
You deserved it 3 842

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you're funny but you see the thing is my mom is a health nut so there are no tylenol, advil, or any of that stuff in my house, but your right I MUST BE THE B1TCH FOR SHARING INFORMATION, you're right im a B1tch and your awesome for hiding behind a keyboard. YOU SIR ARE MY HERO.

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you're funny but you see the thing is my mom is a health nut so there are no tylenol, advil, or any of that stuff in my house, but your right I MUST BE THE B1TCH FOR SHARING INFORMATION, you're right im a B1tch and your awesome for hiding behind a keyboard. YOU SIR ARE MY HERO.

Take a superdose of Ibuprofen? Okay. I'll do that. And destroy my liver in the process, as well as risk immediate poisoning. Cool. Thanks for the advice, dude!

YDI for having teeth. YDI for having teeth removed. YDI for having a mother. YDI for even wanting painkillers; suck it up, Cupcake!

#91- SHUT THE **** UP. Everyone has teeth. I think everyone has to get teeth removed. EVERYONE HAS A MOTHER. and so what if he wants painkillers? Since you choose to act like a Bitch, get your ass in the kitchen and make me a sammich. and I'm a girl.

124, apparently you can't take a joke.

129, I knew it was a joke. apperently, it wasnt a very good joke.

That's not what your reaction tells me. :)

Son_of_Helghan 0

lol you sir are an epic win!

#124: TROLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL>!!!!11 best lulz I've had in a while kthxbye :)

Vickadee 0

Stop being such a pussy. I had all four of mine taken out and chose not to take meds because I could handle it. Be a man.

Yep, same goes for me. But I'm a chick. xD

Wooow you are so strong and so special...

That_Guy_Jake_JR 0

This is my chance to be a grammar-nazi... Uhhh, use proper grammar.

jameses19 0

personaly me being an addict I think that is a really good idea based on her part. believe me when I say that is some shit you don't want to get hooked on.

So, nobody should ever use painkillers because YOU can't handle them. Brilliant, that. :/

2 extra strength Tylenol and 2 advil work better anyways.

I got all 4 of mine out at the same time and only used one pill...on the first day. it really doesn't hurt that bad...just annoying to eat at first.