Gimme the drugs

By Richmond24 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth out. My mom didn't get my prescription for painkillers because she thought I'd get addicted. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 563
You deserved it 3 842

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you're funny but you see the thing is my mom is a health nut so there are no tylenol, advil, or any of that stuff in my house, but your right I MUST BE THE B1TCH FOR SHARING INFORMATION, you're right im a B1tch and your awesome for hiding behind a keyboard. YOU SIR ARE MY HERO.

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now if you got dry socket... this is a completely legitimate fml but i doubt you will

qazxsw1463 0

stop whinnying like a b1tch, I had all mine taking out at once, and didn't pop not one pill....I sold them all lol

lol i think its funny how everybody is saying that im a druggie and you come in here claiming to have gotten them all out and no pills but sold them, at least you had the choice so if anyone is a 8itch its you, for basically stealing your parents money.

33: If you're in the US, good job bitching up our system even further. Thanks to assholes like you, people who live in agony can't get the medicine they need to live decent lives. ò.ó It's too bad you didn't take them yourself; at least you'd have an excuse for your crap grammar and spelling.

Think your tough and impressive bragging about not popping any pills but selling them instead? You are stupid. Get over yourself and get a life

ymmot_45 0

the pain is all in your mind so block out the though and the pain will folow or try weed

Actually, ripping anything out of your body, be it a tooth, a bone, a muscle, whathaveyou... is going to hurt. The pain is not all in OP's head; and of course! Weed solves everything. Moron.

False, I don't think weed would solve the fact your life sucks so much you have to bitch at every little comments to feel better.

ymmot_45 0

well it's still your nerves telling your brain that what happens is bad and it gives pain to tell u to stop

All pain gets processed and labelled as pain in your mind. Till then, it's just sensation. However, knowing that fact doesn't remove the suffering pain causes.

pain isn't just in your mind, but if you take your mind off of it and distract yourself from it you may feel somewhat better. Saying pain is all in your mind is like saying it's fake

And #35, I forgot to say: way to admit your a druggie. All of us now know what you do to try and solve your problems. But guess what? there's NOTHING good about weed, it just hurts you. If you think it actually helps your problems, that's all in your head

joce445 0

ouch! doesn't sound like fun

finalyearsofhate 22

wow. pathetic. fine, use maxillofacial surgeon if you prefer that term. come on, we're not all that juvenile.

like 35 said, get ur own painkillers, weeds always good. Alcohol might sting a bit

SerenityFab 0
sugarr0babby0 0

How is that even a bitch comment ? She's right, you can't even read what the dude said..