Gimme the drugs

By Richmond24 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth out. My mom didn't get my prescription for painkillers because she thought I'd get addicted. FML
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Richmond24 6

you're funny but you see the thing is my mom is a health nut so there are no tylenol, advil, or any of that stuff in my house, but your right I MUST BE THE B1TCH FOR SHARING INFORMATION, you're right im a B1tch and your awesome for hiding behind a keyboard. YOU SIR ARE MY HERO.

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natural711 6

call the cops on her for abuse, how about she getso in your ******* situation and feel the pain... i feel your pain bro, it hurtsssssssss-_-"

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amazinggbaby 2

It was a bitch comment. She was being pretentious and insulted the commenter instead of asking for clarification, and I can understand it.

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sunshine_roovers 2

sucks ass, perks are bomb . my friends mom broke her leg and she was the funniest thing on painkillers .. aww, good times watching her share a cupcake with her german shepard :)

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draydray 3

that ******* sucks

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Norwegian_Wood 4

Sorry OP, that sucks. But I got through mine just fine, without painkillers. Maybe I just have a high pain tolerance?

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aback 4

Let's hope she'll at least permit you to take ibuprofen. If you're old enough to drive, maybe you can call your dentist, explain the situation and ask them to call it in to a local pharmacy. Or have them explain the facts of addiction to your mother.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

I can understand everything except the last half. Don't like my comments, don't read 'em.

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Mirorbo 26

Fuhohoho!~ I'm so sorry darling! I hope you endure the pain just the same. I still have 8 Vicodin pills from when I had my teeth pulled. I wonder if they're still good.

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