Weird, Awkward and Work: Give it to me

Give it to me

By Kait - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was cleaning the windows at work and a guy walked in so I opened the door for him. After I opened the door, he stood there with his eyes closed and his arms open. I thought he wanted a hug so I hugged him. Apparently he wanted me to spray him with Windex. FML

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You deserved it 3 583

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By WamBamSam - 21/11/2012 09:54 - United Kingdom - Kidderminster

Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML

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Patronizing

By wipeoffincircles - 27/05/2017 03:00 - United States - Gresham

Today, at work, my manager thought I needed to be showed how to use Windex. FML

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Drugs, not hugs

By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, in a crowded hallway, I saw the guy I fancy standing in front of me, with his arms open wide. Thinking he wanted to hug me, I wrapped my arms around him and stepped back. He looked at me like I was nuts. I then realised he was trying to hug the girl next to me. FML

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Missed cues

By Kylene - 23/04/2009 19:51 - United States

Today, I had an interview for a job in a professor's lab. He seemed like a really nice, grandfatherly old guy. We got up to go take a look around the lab, and he held out his arms really wide to me… so I went in for a hug. Turns out he was just gesturing for me to go through the door first. FML

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Funny guy

By stillembarrassed - 06/08/2013 17:01 - United Kingdom

Today, the window cleaner did his rounds at my house. I sat at my mirror applying makeup and doing my hair. When he came to my window, he yelled rather loudly, "Stop putting on a show for me, you dirty slut!" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2015 21:17 - United States - Santa Fe

Today, I went to work and said hi to my boss. He reached towards me. I thought he was trying to give me a hug, so I awkwardly hugged him back. Turned out he was just trying to fix my shirt collar. FML

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You deserved it 4 485

By Anonymous - 14/05/2018 05:00

Today, I went to a guy's dorm for the first time. He told me to wait outside for a minute because he had to "clean something up" first. When I told him I'm 420 friendly, he said, "Nah I just came on my desk earlier and didn't feel like wiping it up." FML

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By Crochocinco85 - 13/03/2014 11:59 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML

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By spaaaarta - 25/07/2016 20:17

Today, I was washing my car, and I decided to be kind and to wash my elderly neighbor's car. As it turns out, her sunroof was open. FML

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You deserved it 12 548

Let em in

By Kerrilyn - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on my window, telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML

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You deserved it 55 341

k34nu 7

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:23

WTH? Why would someone want to be sprayed with windex...?

Reid5 6

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:24

Why would you hug a complete stranger?

Comments

brendazelada 10

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:44

He was probably dirty

haycassidy 7

Thursday 5 April 2012 20:45

Yeah cuz whenever I'm dirty, the first thing I want to do is get sprayed with cleaning supplies.

morgann_believee 5

Thursday 7 June 2012 21:57

At least you and him have something in common.

morgann_believee 5

Thursday 7 June 2012 22:12

At least you and him have something in common now.

ycrem0n 21

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:46

cleanliness is next to godliness

aliciaanomalyyxo 12

Thursday 5 April 2012 16:33

Cleanluness is next to managerialness

multiskittles21 0

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:49

0.o

perdix 29

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:49

Your hugs must suck that it's less pleasant than a shot of ammonia to the face.

linkinpark98 23

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:52

Free hugs for everybody!!

Enslaved 36

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:52

I've seen people spray hands on the cruise I went on but that was sanitizer. Maybe that's what he thought you were spraying?

NegaMe 12

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:53

because he preferred being sprayed with Windex to hugging you...

ohmandapants 16

Thursday 5 April 2012 14:54

Don't you know Windex is the solution to every thing? Wart? Windex. Zit? Windex. Cut? Windex. Greeks: very smart people, they have taught us valuable lessons such as this one