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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Switzerland

Today, my girlfriend bought several packs of bottled water, even though we have pure mountain water on tap. She did this because the pile-up of unwashed dishes in the sink makes it virtually impossible to slide a glass under the tap. FML

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You deserved it 47 182

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2020 05:01

Today, despite having the choice of several bowls of clean water in the house, as well as puddles and ponds outside, my cat was drinking out of a pot I was soaking in the sink. She doesn’t seem to mind the taste of dish soap. FML

I agree, your life sucks 720

You deserved it 115

You can't moan, can you?

By She does this for everything - 13/09/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, my wife asked for water, complaining about being thirsty. I got off the couch, walked two rooms over, got a jug of water from the fridge, and came back. She spent the entire time ranting about how thirsty she was, and when I handed her the water, she set it down and continued to complain. FML

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You deserved it 89

**** you, Susan

By Anonymous - 04/12/2022 10:00

Today, I washed all the dishes that had been piling in the sink over the week, and set them in the drying rack before I left for school. I came home to see that my dad’s girlfriend had put them back into the sink, along with her dirty dishes. She told me to re-wash them. Why? “They didn’t smell clean.” FML

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You deserved it 124

Keep it clean

By germy germs - 01/07/2021 19:01 - United States

Today, my wife bitched at me for not washing my hands before handling the dishes. The dirty dishes. That were sitting in a sink of hot soapy water. According to her, the dirt from my hands was gonna make the dirty dishes even dirtier. Huh? FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 093

You deserved it 249

By youredisgusting - 03/10/2014 07:00 - United States - Merced

Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 072

You deserved it 2 731

Biohazard

By Ugh - 13/09/2024 14:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, I watched as my girlfriend washed the last of the dishes with a dishcloth, then used that same dishcloth to wipe down the counters. I now understand why we always have bugs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 303

You deserved it 236

By Michelle - 17/10/2013 11:51 - Australia - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML

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You deserved it 5 623

Morning pick-me-up

By Anonymous - 30/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 978

You deserved it 8 669

One rule for thee…

By logic - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was asked by my live-in landlord not to put too much water in the kettle because it made the utility bills too high. This is the same woman who takes daily baths. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 749

You deserved it 2 296

By LonelyShowers - 04/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Mission Hills

Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML

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You deserved it 4 076

xXSweetNightmare 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:16

I think it's time to do some dishes. Plain and simple.

Crlnprz 11

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:16

lazzy

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littlefootpimpin 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 6:09

no not marry her!! haha

TheBlackCops 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 6:16

Too lazy to do her own job

el_fbambino 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 6:17

lazy dumbass

RepeatTheMessage 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 6:22

Solution: Wash the ******* dishes.

AdamCP 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 6:27

Have you ever heard of that wonderful invention called the dishwasher?

SteelCladAngel 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 15:05

some people in apartments aren't allowed to have them installed because of the extra water and electricity they use. also, some apartments dont even have /room/ to fit a dishwasher

ninito00 1

Saturday 18 June 2011 6:34

OP, you might as well have posted "Today, I couldn't go outside because my shoes were untied. FML."

mofo123 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 6:36

Well, hire one of those illegal aliens that's what there here for, duh!

quecanada 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 6:37

it didn't cross your mine to wash them?

BraBrando 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 6:40

Keep going! I want to know what happens to Sgt. Sarcasm!

kasmikali 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 6:40

who said he was to lazy to wash them? maybe he didn't get around to doing them. He isn't as worse as her. He might have decided that he should wash it eventually. the gf flat out ignored it..... FYL