Go broke, go woke

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on a date with my new boyfriend. When the check came, he asked, "Do you accept food stamps?" When the waiter said no, he checked in his wallet and said, "Well all I have is five dollars." I ended up picking up the $20 tab. FML
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suppressed08 2

Oh shit, you payed for a tab, and an expensive one at that! This begs for a chivalry/equality debate, no?

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Mirorbo 26

I don't think ANY restaurant takes food stamps...if they did, the boys and I would be able to eat like kings more often!~

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RockPaperJesus 0

A black man took you out on a date? I expected nothing less.

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hillbillypowpow 2

equality. women have been complaining about it for fifty years and when they get the truth they whine. though I'm not saying your whining. if you want equality than no more ladies first, no more doing all the work for you, no more sensitivity training.

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roketkween 0

don't see him again

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fred88_fml 0

agreed with 102. you ate the food to, so why should you get a free meal? double standards much?

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Willdub 0

Tell that nigglet to get a job. Or date out of the ghetto.

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gayashellfml 0

your point? it doesn't hurt you to pay once. I am completely against welfare, but it really won't hurt you to pay some, especially if it's only 20$. I see how that could be embarassing, but this FML is just flat out idiotic. I'm a woman, and I know that almost every other woman is saying we want "Equal rights" but if we want them, then WE need to drop our old fashioned ideas of men having to pay for anything. YDI, you feminist b*tch.

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fmllvr01 0

I like that I mean come on I even pay or myself it's ******* retarded

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