Go for it, Susan!
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Is she also the one who picked their nose during a meeting?
You work in a gold mine or something?
No, spicyburrito, its a metaphor for 'picking ones nose'.
That's not lady like.
Maybe she'll pick enough gold to give you a raise
Wish I could upvote more than once
Dude that's gross but maybe a bug flew in there. It happened to my brother. Didn't believe him until a little bug was in his hand
The CEO where i once worked picked their nose and ate it while they were deep in conversation with me. You don't know where to look or how to react!
Have you tried saying something (as they're doing it?)
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From the boss: today I was so desperate to get out of a conversation with my employee that I blatantly picked my nose in the most disgusting way possible. It didn't work. FML.
I'd hand her a tissue.