Work: Today, I realized that my boss is able to read all the emails...

By mommyfairy - 12/03/2011 08:34 - United States

Today, I realized that my boss is able to read all the emails my coworker and I send each other. Most of them are about how she is such a shitty boss. FML

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Today, I added my boss to the "ew" list on Skype. I then realized it sends her a notification. FML

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By Kerry - 03/12/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I received a "Reply All" email from a colleague, in which they vented their frustration with our boss. Unbeknownst to them, our boss was included in the distribution list. Our whole open plan office became a silent comedy of awkward glances. FML

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By DingusGinger - 21/04/2019 02:00

Today, I found out my boss likes to shit talk about me when I'm not around. The best part is that I don't know what I've done to piss him off. FML

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Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 23:59 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I realized I get paid to hear my boss complain and talk crap. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 13:23 - Canada

Today, my boss asked for recommendations on how to improve the office. I sent her an e-mail full of my ideas. Later, my boss sent me a reply, saying, "Here's what head office thinks of your ideas." It contained a list of insults upper management made about me. FML

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The walls have ears

By Anonymous - 09/08/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, while sitting at a table in a coffee shop, I overheard someone on the next table talking about their horrible boss. I joined in, complaining about mine, and going into great detail about what an arsehole he can be. Turns out, I was talking to my boss's sister. FML

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By kellyem2 - 03/03/2016 18:21

Today, I found out that when my boss said she was considering bumping me up to full time, she actually meant she was planning on letting me go. Everyone in the office except me knew. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2016 18:02

Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2016 09:14 - United States - Redlands

Today, the CEO of my company wanted to meet with me. I was excited until I found out she just wanted to bitch me out and personally fire me. Later on, I found out my boss had totally shafted me and blamed the failure of a big project on me instead of admitting it was all his fault. FML

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Doortje 29

Saturday 12 March 2011 16:05

You're pretty slow, huh? You probably have her as a friend on facebook too.

UpsidedownKayak 9

Saturday 12 March 2011 16:43

It is called computer monitoring and it isn't new.

Comments

Doortje 29

Saturday 12 March 2011 16:05

You're pretty slow, huh? You probably have her as a friend on facebook too.

Jonah171 12

Saturday 12 March 2011 16:09

LOL, you just realized that? Nice job, genius. x.x

gtrgdss 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 19:09

precisely.

spoo 24

Sunday 13 March 2011 19:12

1 YDI 2 You are an idiot 3 HAHAHAHAHAHA! you are an idiot!

tyhod123 4

Saturday 12 March 2011 16:12

be careful what you send your coworkers! ydi for not being careful about your work emails

Snowstar 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 16:12

YDI. So, SO much.

truehitman2010 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 16:15

ydi X100

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Saturday 12 March 2011 16:18

looks like ur not going 2 have a job...

UpsidedownKayak 9

Saturday 12 March 2011 16:43

It is called computer monitoring and it isn't new.

VikingPrincess19_fml 9

Tuesday 15 March 2011 4:59

Wow, that's pretty sexist, I know plenty of guys/men who become retarded as soon as they SEE modern technology.

MilkyWay95 13

Thursday 21 July 2016 19:28

lol what? please tell me this comment was a joke...

capt_awesome1 11

Saturday 12 March 2011 16:48

nice work, genius. better start looking for a new job !

BWill9014 4

Saturday 12 March 2011 16:52

Wow... OP :l

Jme4Christ 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 16:57

kinda serves you right. gossip will get u screwed. and u gotta be a bit sharper than that hun

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