Go home, you're drunk

By spartanson - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML
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fmylife1133249 1

you should kick him over yelling, "THIS. IS. SPARTA!"

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csm930 0

I'm going to call you out on this lie, it's not even football season no one is even allowed to practice at this time but gj on coming up with a fake story

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fromthesuck 8

"Our footballs will blot out the sun!"

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firstrecon 0

"then we shall hike in the shade"

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manulover0116 0

that would be funny if this was football season

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alex6946 10

maybe he barely discovered this site and decided to post something that happened long ago..think of the possibilities.

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pandakota 0

lol dude, I think that's awesome! I would laugh so hard if my dad did that ^_^

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LilEinstein 0

even if he was my dad, I'd still laugh... loudly... and roll in the ground doing it..

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lolmyendoff456 7

omg if my dad ever did that I would lmao :D

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