Drunk, Sports, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Go home, you're drunk

Go home, you're drunk

By spartanson - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 28 April 2011 15:57

Your dad is Charlie Sheen?

fmylife1133249 1

Thursday 28 April 2011 15:57

you should kick him over yelling, "THIS. IS. SPARTA!"

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airwalkboarder14 0

Friday 29 April 2011 15:04

lucky! my dad wouldnt do that.

ss_fml 7

Friday 29 April 2011 16:48

There is no football in April...

kristledaigle 0

Friday 29 April 2011 19:51

I'm sure it was still funny. stop crying like a baby I would like to have a dad like that.

coolbeans1494 3

Friday 29 April 2011 20:09

I don't know why you are complaining, your dad sounds awesome. I will gladly take him if you don't want him.

yaimmapunk 0

Friday 29 April 2011 21:19

thats fuckinghilarious

schalk 12

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:49

HA-OOH!

kaaylabean 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:22

epic(:

mickigergen 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 0:18

There seem to be a lot of Spartas around here

jfreekingly 3

Monday 2 May 2011 4:42

priceless.

ATsatsos 0

Monday 2 May 2011 4:44

I can't stop laughing cuz that

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