Go home, you're drunk

By spartanson - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML
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fmylife1133249 1

you should kick him over yelling, "THIS. IS. SPARTA!"

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stormlvr 0

Where's the *your dad is awesome* button?! My dad never does stuff that funny when he's drunk. He usually just starts playing the guitar...

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perdix 29

It would have been funny AND brilliant if you were playing against my old high school, Athens.

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super_ella21 0

Yeah..because it's definately football season and there are football games going on. I don't think I believe this shizzz 

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csm930 0

it's not even football season...

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jvillan87 5

Not every FML actually takes place "today".

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jvillan87 5

Not every FML actually takes place "today".

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Equin0x 0

Next time he tries that, tell him to at least quote the correct line.

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SunshineBoy21 0

I'm just wondering if OP's Dad drop kicked the opposing coach into a hole also. Ahhhh, for the fine details ;)

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eejayee 0

No yeah, it's still funny. At least from our standpoint.

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TRHpinklady 0

hahahahahah I think I just peed my pants! that is the funniest crap ever!!!!

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