Drunk, Sports, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Go home, you're drunk - FML

Go home, you're drunk

By spartanson - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 28 April 2011 15:57

Your dad is Charlie Sheen?

fmylife1133249 1

Thursday 28 April 2011 15:57

you should kick him over yelling, "THIS. IS. SPARTA!"

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bamfxd 4

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:49

Lmao, wish my dad was that cool.

lalalaleah4 0

Friday 29 April 2011 0:20

Why was your football coach drunk at a game?

cambam707 3

Friday 29 April 2011 0:24

oh dude your dad is awesome. oh oh what if he would have then grabbed the down marker and chucked it. epic

Samberriee 9

Friday 29 April 2011 0:25

Was this before, or after he told the dog to get a job?

Chazyj 4

Friday 29 April 2011 0:26

your dads a ******* legend :-D

Di55le 9

Friday 29 April 2011 0:30

funniest shyt iv read

MrSpanky1193 12

Friday 29 April 2011 0:53

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Do you happen to live in Wisconson?

jadenstigman 0

Friday 29 April 2011 1:13

if Ur team was the Spartans that wud b witty for a drunk man but otherwise the only way he could redeem himself was if he kicked their coach into a bottomless pit like in the movie

Gamer_Bum 1

Friday 29 April 2011 1:21

I wish my dad was gerard butler :/

OhWowThatSucks4U 2

Friday 29 April 2011 1:29

Guess who is out of a job...

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