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By owwwww - 19/07/2012 20:05 - United States - Piscataway

Today, I was having a really vivid dream in which I had to take a penalty kick to win the World Cup for the USA. I took the kick, but in reality, I smashed my foot against my bedroom wall and broke four of my toes. I also missed the kick in my dream. FML
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lsd_withdiamonds 7

You finished the dream before waking up in agony over broken bones?

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stormchaser24 24

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Op broke his toes then finished his dream. I find that fishy.

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nemisis11 12

I am glad someone else asked this, was my first thought after reading this fml

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mizuki123 8

They might of been half asleep half awake. I've had dreams where I punched my brother and was half awake when it happened and knew what happened and could feel the pain but was still dreaming at the same time.. If that made any sense lol.

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xGolfWangx 5

USA would never be in a world cup finally >_

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yoda0131 3

Awkward you say that... I remember an improbable win by a certain team in a world cup final that represented the United States of America.

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PYLrulz 17

Never say never! Imagine though if soccer was the #1 sport in America, and athletes amongst the likes of Adrian Peterson or Bryce Harper or LeBron James or such played. Even Brazil would be a bunch of scrubs compared to us!

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Judahsh 8

I doubt it. We don't have insane athletes. No other country plays basketball as much as we do

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gracehi 31

I wonder if you'll be temporally crippled in your dreams now too.

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misspulkadot24 17

You finished your dream even though you just broke 4 toes? Impressive...

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divadevon 0

I think it more probable that he missed the entire "kick scene" of his dream altogether because broke 4 toes causing him to wake up. I remember having a similar dream about 15 years ago, no specifics, but I was taking a shot on goal. As soon as my foot made contact with the wall, I was up, alert and really mad.

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CastielJ 6

Exactly why I play American football.

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LilCheeno 15

But what if your in the same situation but miss the field goal?

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unknown_user5566 26

Why are dreams so violent recently? Maniac ex boyfriends, broken toes... I don't think I want to go to sleep tonight.

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Dracoboxer357 35

The violent dream fml's are the one's that bother you? I'd almost be more concerned about eating a sponge than busting my toes. :P

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SweetJTBR 22

Well you don't have to sleep, if you know what I mean ;)

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Dracoboxer357 35

33- .....Virgin, right? It's okay, we've all been there. ;P *Teasing*

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PhishloverA 14

#32, oh yeah, a half-buttered sponge on the table lol

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SiriusOrionBlack 20

just the fact that USA was in the championship should've made it obvious that it was a dream

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everton99 16

Love the guy who said good job Beckham...Last time I checked he was a Brit..

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miss_amazing86 10

But he was recently playing for LA-just saying :)

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Cats_And_Kitties 3

Reading this made my butthole pucker.. .-.

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naduskalove 3

Damn that's sucks big time . Walk sleeping can be very dangerous. I had a friend who saw her dead grandmother in her dream (she also commended her to walk towards the entrance door to do something , she got lucky her mother woke up at the same time and caught her ) either way hope you get better :)

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shift_love 13

I thumbed you down for your Michael Jackson avatar lol. And cause you said walk sleeping instead of sleep walking lmao. Lame.

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