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By owwwww - 19/07/2012 20:05 - United States - Piscataway

Today, I was having a really vivid dream in which I had to take a penalty kick to win the World Cup for the USA. I took the kick, but in reality, I smashed my foot against my bedroom wall and broke four of my toes. I also missed the kick in my dream. FML

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By Pain - 06/02/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I had a dream where I was fighting a robber who had broken into my house. I was throwing a lot of kicks in the dream, and this apparently resulted in me kicking my feet in real life as well. I figured this out when my cat started attacking my feet, abruptly waking me up at 2AM. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2014 22:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML

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By Grand Slam - 10/09/2013 18:44 - Belgium - Leuven

Today, I had a dream in which I was playing tennis. As I hit a powerful serve, I suddenly woke up due to having slapped myself in the face. FML

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By Graham Watson - 01/07/2019 16:00

Today, I'm currently in hospital with a painful and swollen Achille's heel problem. I was dreaming of running down stairs. I then tripped on one, and as I whacked my foot on the stairs in my dream, I also raised my foot and whacked it on the end of the hospital bed. FML

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By Fark - 27/05/2010 22:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML

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By hawaiiansokkrboi - 19/04/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML

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By Grubendol - 15/12/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

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Own goal

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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Deserved it for the puns

By Anonymous - 27/10/2022 02:00

Today, if anyone was wondering how my day was going, I woke myself up by kicking the wall. HARD. Pretty sure I broke my big toe. 10/10, TOE-tally TOE-rrific. FML

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Gooooooooooal!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland

Today, I finally scored a goal in a soccer game. Too bad it was in our own net. FML

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ant1078 7

Friday 20 July 2012 1:16

Way to go Beckham

NoKittyMyPotPie 3

Friday 20 July 2012 1:16

Interesting dream.

Comments

Error504 6

Friday 20 July 2012 2:06

Get off the team!

panicsdisaster 17

Friday 20 July 2012 2:12

Seems like you would have woke before the ball ever reached the goal..

Tarah2112 3

Friday 20 July 2012 2:50

I think he meant he missed the ball... I could be wrong though

danz1010 1

Friday 20 July 2012 2:50

Eh, it's not like the USA would get anywhere near the group stage, but still...

mabjsthappy 0

Friday 20 July 2012 3:16

Haha that sucks for you.

linkinpark98 23

Friday 20 July 2012 6:36

Really? Oh my gosh, I never would have guessed! -_-

IRSxCrakaAssJak 2

Friday 20 July 2012 3:34

Wow don't tell ppl that story when they ask how it happened

matthew3 2

Friday 20 July 2012 4:06

USA winning the FIFA world cup? Definitely a dream.

TehProRussian 4

Friday 20 July 2012 4:09

That's a bigger injury than most soccer/futbol players.

bigdonnie624 15

Friday 20 July 2012 8:56

I know a lot of soccer players that get hurt. If you land the wrong way when someone slide tackles you, you can break your ankle and so on

matthew3 2

Monday 23 July 2012 11:27

56 - You clearly know a lot about soccer.

jerry2011 4

Friday 20 July 2012 4:16

It's so easy to share here. I am wondering how you are going to tell your colleagues tomorrow when you go to work about broken toes.

kdbb 4

Friday 20 July 2012 4:26

are you gay? who dreams about soccer?

mrnuleef 7

Friday 20 July 2012 4:47

Well... Since noone's done it yet... GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!

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