Religion and Love: God friended me

God friended me

By fmlimoverit - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me because he felt "our religious differences kept us apart." We've never talked about anything religious. Ever. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Sunday 12 September 2010 9:16

Well, truthfully, the lack of a religious discussion could have kept you two apart.

mtl_gtrst1723 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 9:15

now ask urself, wat would Jesus do? lol

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CODNERD 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 4:24

exactly...

lovejuju 3

Tuesday 11 October 2011 2:35

And thats where the difference lies...

bluejayscheer 7

Monday 19 March 2012 6:27

Well that's your problem.

Szaszaspasz 26

Friday 24 August 2012 17:50

I ditched an ex up because of religious differences in opinion. He thought he was God. I disagreed.

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