God friended me

By fmlimoverit - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me because he felt "our religious differences kept us apart." We've never talked about anything religious. Ever. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 840
You deserved it 3 757

Top comments

Well, truthfully, the lack of a religious discussion could have kept you two apart.

mtl_gtrst1723 0

now ask urself, wat would Jesus do? lol

Comments

Ahunya 0

That really does suck. Sorry OP :(

being single is so much better anywayz!!!!!!! personal opinion.... at least he didn't tell you: - oh, its not you, its me.. I just don't deserve you..

OP, trust me. That isn't why. He wanted to break up with you for something else, but was too pussy to admit it.

the_flirtt 0

well there's your problem right there, comunication is key.

SOOOO, he doesn't know what religion you may or may not practice. Better off without him, OP.

tooGee24 0

haha u nevr know. it could of been eating him inside this whole time

ohthebloodygore 16

Awkward sentencing is a slang word. Awkward sentencing doesn't mean it's incorrect but rather it makes it harder to read. Maybe you used the wrong term.

Chrisskiies 0

Precious, that's two words not one. and op your lack of talk about religion could have brought him to the conclusion that youre an atheist and he's is a devout( whatever religion he belongs to).

Ohthebloodygore (61), I think the little kids in your picture are really, really cute.  ( Not to sound pedophelic. )

ohthebloodygore 16
Chrisskiies 0

awkward sentencing precious. that's two words not one.

ohthebloodygore 16

64, it's one kid. Chris, you win. :P See, unlike you I can admit when I fail. By the way, shy, you'll see me using 'idiot' a lot. I call everyone an idiot. Ignorance uses it to upset me since I say it's my word.

ohthebloodygore 16

71, because I found it hilarious how you interjected but didn't know. 73, twat.

ohthebloodygore 16

77, ah. I see. You're going to get bombarded with idiots calling you a 'grammer nazi'. 78, idiot. I win. The end.

Chrisskiies 0

Precious, I never admit defeat, as I am never defeated. Bested? maybe but I do admit it if I ever am. so shush it Preciosa la bruja del oeste :p

81, not cool. Now I just lost the game…

Everyone lost the game already. That shit is old. When will people catch up with memes?

bigblue95 0

ive def saw this fml b4. the exact same wording too. oh well

KingDingALing 9

Take a shit in his room. Problem solved Or fart on his pillow and give him pink eye.

joseph42424233 0

You know what they say, in order to avoid religious arguements, switch to a less touchy subject like government. Btw god doesn't exist, it's easily confirmed.

Well, truthfully, the lack of a religious discussion could have kept you two apart.

Sun_Kissed18 25

That's what I thought. If there was no discussion, then maybe he would have liked that. It does make the boyfriend a little bit immaute for not bringing it up, himself, when its that important to him.

ElectricGhost_fml 5
TheOriginalKyrs 0

Similar religions is like a major factor in a relationship. That should've been one of your first questions.

Graawr 7

I think I kinda maybe agree wif you. :D

Eh, if the partners aren't individually devout or observant, I think it wouldn't be a dealbreaker right away. Once it starts looking like you've got long-term potential, though, it should definitely be discussed.

ohthebloodygore 16

9, maybe it isn't an excuse. What if the boyfriend happens to be religious and she never brought up the subject. By 'differences' he could have meant the difference in the "fact" that he's religious and she's not.

ohthebloodygore 16

9, you're an idiot. Say it, Igloo!

ohthebloodygore 16

24, you're an idiot, I'm just stating my opinion.

ohthebloodygore 16

34, you're changing this from opinion to offers. In that case, shut the hell up?

34 - This is the Internet: manners rarely apply.

ohthebloodygore 16
iSitt 0

maybe he confused you with his other girlfriend

for all we know he could of just wanted a reason to break up with her

Lighten up. Maybe he just needed to wash his hair.

ironyisforlosers 0

nah, that's just code for " I'm banging someone else on the side, but I don't really have a concrete reason to break up with you which won't end with you hating me"

ohthebloodygore 16

Once again. Maybe it isn't an excuse. What if the boyfriend happens to be religious and she never brought up the subject. By 'differences' he could have meant the difference in the "fact" that he's religious and she's not.

Well, if he is so religious, why didn't he bring it up?

hey why don't you shut the **** up bitch.

Newly converted, or recently redevoted to practicing his faith, perhaps.