Golddigger

By back to cock-hunting - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Burnaby

Today, on our second date, the unemployed guy I'm seeing tried to convince me to open a joint bank account in our name. FML
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Gunguy 11

Seems like a good financial move to me.

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shanannygians07 28

You guys might as well get married.. think of the tax benefits.

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Music_rocks 7

If you look at the username of the FML I'm pretty sure that she isn't seeing him anymore.

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PenguinBitch 43

OP later found out, that her unemployed date was actually the Prince of Nigeria.

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devildog562 33

What about that long lost uncle of his that does and it only costs 5000$ to wire transfer the millions he inherited.

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Emmers__27 7

Yikes.... On the bright side, at least it let you know early on to not pursue that further...

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UC_jrmnts 15

Interesting word choice for the Fml title. No worries op you'll find someone worth your time soon enough.

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dangousity 21

OP sounds worthless yet employed. Try craigslist for some late night rooster finding.

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