Golddigger

By back to cock-hunting - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Burnaby

Today, on our second date, the unemployed guy I'm seeing tried to convince me to open a joint bank account in our name. FML
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Gunguy 11

Seems like a good financial move to me.

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shanannygians07 28

You guys might as well get married.. think of the tax benefits.

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jeanyrios 10

and you agreed to a SECOND date... because? ????

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slyde32 12

because he asked her on the second date, he might be a really nice guy outside of wanting to use op's money for himself

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ThePaperDragon 31

I really want to feel for you, but your name makes that hard to do.

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jodyl1 5

Complaining he asked to open a join account, yet knowing he is unemployed yet you still gave him a 2nd date? You two deserve each other. [I have no sympathy for those who date losers. NONE.]

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LunaRebirth 7

Are you seriously that dumb? They went on their second date while he asked to open a joint account, still on that second date. How would OP know he'd ask and potentially harm her currency? Just because someone is temporarily unemployed does not mean they are losers.

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skyeyez9 24

He is a leech, leave as fast as you can!

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