Golddigger

By back to cock-hunting - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Burnaby

Today, on our second date, the unemployed guy I'm seeing tried to convince me to open a joint bank account in our name. FML
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Top comments

Gunguy 11

Seems like a good financial move to me.

You guys might as well get married.. think of the tax benefits.

Comments

Kick him to the curb before he steals your wallet

Did he have "L" implanted on his forehead?

ostfaiz 18

Is he prince charming or magician that you got trapped on the second date!

I like your user name "back to ****-hunting"

Oh man that would be a really good idea so he could legally have a right to all and any of your money...don't do it just saying!!