Embarrassing, Dogs, Facebook and Animals: Good boy

Good boy

By bonertoolong - 23/11/2011 08:19 - United States

Today, I tried to teach my dog tricks. Somehow, I thought it would be easier if I physically showed my dog how to roll, so I rolled on the floor in front of my dog. My sister recorded me and posted it on Facebook. Now everyone thinks I'm an idiot and my dog still can't roll. FML

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By Kelsiiii - 11/03/2020 03:00

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Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML

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Today, I learned my dog had eaten a roll of vet wrap, which is like a long strip of bandage. I learned this when she tried to pass it in the yard today, and could only do so with my help. It seemed to never end. FML

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By nattnatt73 - 10/09/2016 07:07 - United States - Marion

Today, my dog brought me his squeaky toy to throw for him. I went to throw it down the hallway but it hit the door and bounced about a foot in front of him. He just stared at me for a minute like I was dumb, then took it to my boyfriend to throw. I disappoint even my dog. FML

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Wednesday 23 November 2011 16:43

Monkey see, monkey post on Facebook.

babegirlsweetiep 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 16:41

Try rolling again? Your dogs bound to get it sooner or later.

Comments

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:16

Did U employ the same method when house breaking the lil' pup?

Xxlaurahatakexx 9

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:22

Showing an animal what you want it to do included with the command, first by doing it yourself then showing it physically what to do repeatedly I'd ACTUALLY the best way to train it. But it IS difficult to train an old dog new tricks

lysx84 24

Wednesday 23 November 2011 20:05

Dread to think how you would house train...

sandinthewaves 5

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:24

Now we need to teach you how to play dead

Igor_g5 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:32

They think you're an idiot because you are.

Igor_g5 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:32

They think you're an idiot because you are.

0opsie 6

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:56

Why does this have more YDIs? Isn't that how you're supposed to train them?

lysx84 24

Wednesday 23 November 2011 20:03

No, to aid your understanding... do you house train a dog by ******** outside?

lysx84 24

Wednesday 23 November 2011 20:00

Today, I tried to teach my dog some tricks, I, however, used tried and tested teaching methods and now have not only a well trained dog, but also masses of personal dignity...