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Nick nack patty wack give a dog a bone. This old man came rolling hooome.
Actually you have to roll the dog and say the command at the same time.
Roll over Rover! Come on, you can do it. Look watch, this is how! Dog: My owner is an idiot.
Does nobody else roll on the floor??? Or am I the only other person! :)
Well at least you will be known throughout the interwebs as a roller... PS: It takes more than one time to teach your dog tricks, try getting it to do the trick then rewarding it with a treat when it does the trick!
chopper! Sick BALLS!
You can't teach a new dog, old tricks.. wait.
Monkey see, monkey post on Facebook.
It never said anything about an "old" dog
This owner can't teach any dog a new trick.
Well that saying didn't go with the situation, now did it smart one?
Actually it did... The dog still can't roll... Learn to read...
But it doesn't says its an old dog, so it doesn't apply...
Haters gonna hate, don't sweat the small stuff
Never heard that one before, I like it though
Niggas gonna nig
Here are the steps, young cricket. 1. Tackle your sister and don't let her up until she promises to take it down 2. Go to pet smart and they can teach you stuff 3. Continue regular routine.
Well yeah, but it just makes her look like an idiot, so then at least the brother has revenge.
I do not see why it helped to post the same comment twice
U just made itself look soooo stupid smh.
I guarantee you made yourself look worse.
You have to be the epitome of stupidity if, while you are calling somebody else stupid, you misspell "you", use an improper form of the pronoun "yourself" and say "smh" all in the same sentence...
I approve fanceh's message.
I approve your chest hair.
What does that even mean??
Semi-masturbating hectically. It is a fad sweeping the black "hoods" of America and occurs when a dramatic or stupid event takes place, causing them to go into a masturbating-enfused tear.
U just made yourself look Sooo stupid smh.
Seems to me like your sister is the bigger bitch in this situation.
What's the big deal that you were rolling? Could have been worse... Be like American pie and catch her doing something worse! Hopefully not with a vacuum though
Sounds like someone is speaking from experience. ^^
Ahahaha no..I'm guessing you've never seen American pie?
Ahahahah.. I herd vacuums give great blow jobs though..or something like that
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Monkey see, monkey post on Facebook.
Try rolling again? Your dogs bound to get it sooner or later.