Awkward, Babies and Motherhood: Good kid

Good kid

By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 13:59

Today, my mother told me that for a period when I was a baby, every night she stood over my crib with a bottle of bourbon and a gun, convincing herself not to shoot me for ruining her life by being born when she was only 18. I wish I could be more like my siblings, who don't visit her anymore. FML

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By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML

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Boozehound

By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 09:55 - United States

Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML

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Boozehound

By fuck you mom - 17/04/2020 20:00

Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 14:00

Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML

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By mariama - 23/01/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, I visited my family. Over the course of 2 hours, my brother punched me, and my mom slapped me across the face after drinking way too much wine. When I started gathering my things to leave, my mom started crying about how I don't visit enough. FML

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Motherly love

By tara, sadly - 22/10/2021 14:00

Today, I overheard my mother saying that if murder were legal, there would be absolutely no chance that I wouldn’t have been killed as a baby. FML

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By sorry :/ - 08/02/2015 18:28 - United States - Monroe Township

Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML

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No kidding

By Anonymous - 23/02/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my mom that having watched my sister ruin her life having kids who grew into brats with criminal records before their teens, I refused to ruin my life the same way and will be childless. I then turned to leave and they were in the doorway, my sister and her two brats. I got slapped. FML

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mike3775 35

Tuesday 25 May 2021 15:34

If your mom told you that, cut her out of your life ASAP. You do not need that toxicity in your life.

red6joker 8

Tuesday 25 May 2021 14:22

After hearing that, I wouldn't visit anymore either. Maybe a text or call but nothing more. Live your life. She blames you for a mistake she made, I can't imagine what other BS she has done.

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red6joker 8

Tuesday 25 May 2021 14:22

After hearing that, I wouldn't visit anymore either. Maybe a text or call but nothing more. Live your life. She blames you for a mistake she made, I can't imagine what other BS she has done.

mike3775 35

Tuesday 25 May 2021 15:34

If your mom told you that, cut her out of your life ASAP. You do not need that toxicity in your life.

cuz803 44

Tuesday 25 May 2021 17:27

Whoa!!!!! NOPE NOPE NOPE! Idc how many times I say this. I will continue saying it. YOU CHOOSE YOUR FAMILY!!! Get rid of her and remove her from your life ASAP! That's a high degree of abuse. No wonder your siblings don't visit her. You need to cut ties with her and explore to find other people more suitable. You may even find a mother figure. But please treat yourself and cut her off!!!

WhataStrangeTripThisIs 23

Wednesday 26 May 2021 11:15

I agree completely. my mother is a rotten POS as well, and I will never speak to her again. I picked an older friend that's awesome and asked if she would be my Mommy, and that's been great ever since!

DoctorPALO 14

Tuesday 25 May 2021 19:30

It pisses me off that people blame the child. You didn't ask to be born, certainly not to a "mother" (for lack of another word) like her. You're not the one who got pregnant. She had other choices, you didn't. Tell her to take a flying leap and move on!