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what did the floor do to deserve that? were the walls trying to hold that part of the ceiling back? was the other part of the ceiling screaming at it to "just stop!"? how horrible to be woken up by such violence!

ratso820 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 17:01

solution: support beams in the center of your kitchen

luvtainted 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 20:43

i've had that happen to me before. but wat sucked most i had just cleaned the kitchen for hours and then it decided to start fallin

wednesdeyy 5

Wednesday 5 January 2011 0:07

Just because you're PERFECT and you live in such a PERFECT house, that doesn't mean everyone can be as PERFECT as you!

rowyourboat9 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 3:05

Happened to me before. Got to redo my house though.

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Wednesday 5 January 2011 4:17

Cool! When you want to tell family members something but they're a floor up, you yell through the hole! Theres a good side to everything OP.

riseagainst8767x 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 5:36

I like your positive attitude, my friend.

smurfurself 7

Wednesday 5 January 2011 6:17

hottie!

emjay09 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 6:53

at least it didn't hit you.

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