Good morning

By erlad678 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was woken up by the sound of part of my kitchen ceiling hitting the floor. FML
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bigphill1333 0

I smell new house renovations!

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bigphill1333 0

I smell new house renovations!

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Reminds me of when I got a tank and I blew Cleveland's bathroom up. It was a good day...

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C6Racer 0

How bout that time you bought that giraffe?

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beeship321 5

He didn't buy the giraffe, since there were no cops he stole it from the zoo :)

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shortymac 0

Since when is woken a real word? How about "I awoke to the sound of my shit hole house falling apart." #grammarfail

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squirell_AIDS69 0

I would love to know how this happened. Sucks for you OP.

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whippymcdumb4zs 0

most likely rotten ceiling joists, happens if you don't preform regular maintenance on the house

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mandypandypants 4

Shit dude. do live in a trailer? Ydi for buying a shitbox.

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JuuuusssstFML 0

if she lived in a trailer she wouldn't have a kitchen smart ass

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squirell_AIDS69 0

You do know trailers can have a kitchen area, right?

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JuuuusssstFML 0

yes a kitchen area not a full kitchen

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mightymart 5

dumbass, even multi million dollars mansions can fall apart or have all kind of problems or building flaws or decay due to poor maintenance, stop being a wiseass and shut up please

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schwancy 2

There are mobile homes with full size kitchens, bedrooms, and bathrooms.

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whippymcdumb4zs 0

yes mobile homes have kitchens, but the ceilings in mobile homes or trailers have a plastic vinyl for a ceiling not Sheetrock, and said vinyl ceiling is light and secured to roof joists, making it impossible to cave. get owned bitches

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RKftw 0

25 used Architectural Knowledge. It's super effective!

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romano07 0

25 just did a one hit KO on everyone =D

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JuuuusssstFML 0

ummm...well...good luck with that?

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bhimz1 0

just be grateful your bedroom ceiling didn't hit the floor. take the hint .

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Googlieeyes92 0

Atleast you weren't standing under it at the time. That'd be the real FML lolz..

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unidentified_sta 5

There likely wouldn't be an FML then, take the hint.

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Zmeilerr 22

I've always had sort of an urge to fall from one floor to another. Can I come over and try it?? Please?!

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whippymcdumb4zs 0

you wouldn't be able to, the floor in the room above is probably still intact

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therealsuperman 0

at least it wasn't the floor hitting the ceiling

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