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Same thing different taste
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Wrong place, wrong time
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Damn. Hope all goes well, my dude.
Well, balls.
No, ball.
I see Pussy Riot is alive and well.
"Cat got your left ********?" just doesn't have quite the same ring as "Cat got your tongue?"
I personally like "Cat got your marbles?"
DAMN!!! OMG I hope it went well for u man I feel your agony so sorry I understand how it feels about 10 yrs ago my ex's 🐈 seen my dangling balls while I was half asleep sitting on shitter it grabbed them sunk all it's front claws and 3 of it's canine's into nuts and scrotum had to take nasty antibiotic cocktail to save the boys and it was a kitten 😱😫😒
Question: Did the cat live there? Didn’t say “my cat” or “her cat”, OP just said “the cat”
Nah, it was just one of those feral cats that roam all bathrooms
I feel like this is an appropriate time to bring the ceiling cat meme back to life.
OMG that's terrible! But how in the world did the cat tear open your ball sack just from you pulling your pants down? Did it literally jump up and attack you? Did you go to sit down? Was the cat on the toilet? So many unanswered questions here.
I think the cat was probably using the bathroom and didn't appreciate its privacy being disturbed. I bet OP didn't even knock first.
That’s nuts!
Cat Scratch Fever? I think Ted Nugent wrote a song about that.
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Well, balls.
Damn. Hope all goes well, my dude.