Health, Noise and Scary: Good morning

Good morning

By erlad678 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was woken up by the sound of part of my kitchen ceiling hitting the floor. FML

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dancygal123 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 9:34

i guess now its time to raise the roof.

bigphill1333 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 9:06

I smell new house renovations!

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shell0908 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 10:21

more like **** ur kitchen

dt520 4

Wednesday 5 January 2011 11:46

in the ghetto (high pitch) "ghetto!"

birdfreak 24

Friday 27 May 2011 4:13

that's terrible! at least your roof didn't collapse?

DalekScythe 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 5:19

hu wah was that? o the ceiling... where are my pancakes... SHIT THE CEILING!!!!

lilny5613 10

Wednesday 7 March 2012 1:14

..............thats sad..... did the floor that the ceiling was on come with it?

Kerdooski 8

Sunday 6 January 2013 0:12

I read that as "kitten" instead of "kitchen" :(

banemask 14

Friday 16 August 2013 7:44

Call bob the builder

winchester97 20

Wednesday 31 August 2016 5:31

you know this might be a coincidence but I just read an fml about someone using a treadmill and there downstairs neighbors fan fell lol

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