Miscellaneous: Good one, lady

Good one, lady

By Cellismasher - 04/11/2009 22:37 - United States

Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML

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By sammarli530 - 29/05/2013 16:24 - United States - New Lenox

Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

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By bandit99999 - 19/08/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

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By noname - 17/02/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 20:59 - Canada

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML

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A tale as old as… well, 2007?

By Melody - 09/10/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML

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Mr Butterfingers

By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 19:00 - Canada

Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML

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You deserved it 470

By bananaface - 16/11/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I stood in line for one hour to get a new phone. It then took me 2 minutes to drop it and shatter the screen, and 2 seconds for the employee to look at, laugh, and tell me, "That Sucks." FML

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You deserved it 32 189

By anonymous - 28/03/2011 18:48 - United States

Today, I dropped my Blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML

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You deserved it 5 609

So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 17/02/2024 09:00 - Germany

Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML

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What are the chances?

By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 12:20 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML

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Thursday 5 November 2009 1:33

That sucks!!! That lady is kinda funny though! lol

Tequilamockngbrd 7

Thursday 5 November 2009 1:35

Pat this woman on the back for making a joke! Then feel free to punch her in the face.

Comments

lostfaithinpppl 19

Thursday 5 November 2009 2:37

Simple - don't drop your phone next time. YDI

simplyapril 4

Thursday 5 November 2009 18:24

yeah sometimes thats not that easy.. phones fall, but they dont SHATTER... all she needs is a protective case... only way it can shatter is if a sledge hammer or a crane went through her phone... I drop mine ALL the time, and it doesnt have a scratch or dent, but than again i have a protective case :D

Poetic_Laydii 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 2:42

hahahaha!!! i'm sorry but that's funny....what the lady said was anyways...hope you had insurance...

pshnoway 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 2:42

YDI for spending 400 dollars on a phone.

DogFun 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 4:09

@45, you're just jealous because you can't afford a 400 dollar phone.

SamIsSoaked 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 10:11

deserved. $400 for a phone that shatters... sad. could have bought 3 Nokia's and tossed them against the walls to test the strongest.

FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29

Thursday 5 November 2009 2:48

Do you have a glass phone or something?

awesomelylame 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 2:48

See, now that's just good humor.

NorfolkDude 2

Thursday 5 November 2009 2:48

400 dollars on a phone? Man that's crazy. Talk about a waste. You could have bought 400 dollars worth of toilet paper and saved yourself years of butt wiping.