Good one, lady

By Cellismasher - 04/11/2009 22:37 - United States

Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML
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fmlbaby_fml 0

That sucks!!! That lady is kinda funny though! lol

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Tequilamockngbrd 7

Pat this woman on the back for making a joke! Then feel free to punch her in the face.

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Polionixon 2

HAHAHHAH that lady was awesome.

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MK1029 0

Why is your phone made out of glass? Even the cheapest ones can survive falls. My friend once threw mine up around 10+ feet and failed to catch it and it worked fine after falling onto tiling.

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JulzKay 0

Hate to say it, but YDI for being pretentious and buying such an expensive phone.

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perdix 29

**** AT&T! I'll bet they send out poltergeists, demons and fairies to knock your phone out of your hand to make you buy a new one, with "insurance." Everyone says they have the most dropped calls.

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omghehehe 0

hahahhaha!!!!! ughhhh, its soo true!! sighh... i, an ex-verizon customer, switched to at&t just for the new iphone and the service sucks ass!! im in love with my iphone! what to do? sighhh.... :/

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nokillnobeepbeep 0

Just jailbreak it and you can use it on Verizon's network if you switch. I actually prefer AT&T over Verizon and T-Mobile. Verizon treats you like a dirty *****, then pimp slaps you and takes your money. They charge you for the most random of things.

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omghehehe 0

jail break it? does that mean break my contract? :D i must sound pretty naive! ohhhh ok, despite losing money on this, thats an idea. i will have to look into it. hmm, thanks! :) yeah, i heard about the charges too but i never had that happen to me. all i know is, i never had any problems before and could talk in places no other ppl could :) miss that

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whogivesafuck88 10

Agreed. Verizon sucks. I hated dealing with them

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youEQUALtosser 0

1. Unless you have a mobile made of glass, it's unlikely to "shatter" unless you drop it from more than one story. 2. YDI for not buying a protective cover.

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i_stay_anonymous 0

Not real, phones can't shatter like that, even if it's a phone made of thin plastic that can't happen! It may get dents and not work and stuff but it CANNOT shatter into millions of pieces!

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itak365 4

"Looks like somebody"...(puts on sunglasses) "has a dropped call." YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! That was actually a clever one-liner. Sorry about your phone, but the lady's pretty badass.

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wyld3fyr3 3

and then "Bad to the Bone" played as the lady walked away

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itak365 4

You win the internet. Good music taste ftw.

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jonny2x4 0

Wow a CSI Miami reference. David Caruso rules.

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itak365 4

I read it in Horatio's voice for a second. Makes the FML sound way funnier.

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PhoenixElite 0

Christ i_stay_anonymous, of course it can't shatter into a million pieces, it's just a manner of speech. Still, a $400 dollar phone that breaks with a single fall is an epic steal. -.-

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brownies_fml 0

I can't believe I laughed at that!!!! haha oh and sucks about your phone! I've droped mine TONS of times and it never shattered! *it's pretty expensive too....*

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