Sex, Pranks, Cute and Intimacy: Good one, mate

Good one, mate

By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 12:44 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I've spent nearly three weeks indulging my boyfriend's weird fetish, where he wears a hockey mask and I call him Jason. He just confessed it isn't really a fetish for him and that was just fucking with me. He's already told all his friends. I'm humiliated. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2022 10:00

Today, after finally moving in with my boyfriend of 3 years, he introduced me to his fetish. Wearing his underwear for 5 days straight, then wearing them as a hat on the weekends. FML

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By no way! - 29/08/2021 17:01

Today, my funny, handsome, intelligent, caring, all around awesome boyfriend and I broke up. He introduced me to his fetish and wanted me to participate. His fetish? Dressing, talking, and acting like a baby. He wanted us to both wear diapers and pretend to be babies together. Fuck that noise. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML

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By mybfthecrossdresser - 20/01/2015 15:08 - Australia - Scarborough

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML

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The Lovecats

By HaedLei - 26/11/2013 12:17 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML

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By Maria39018 - 01/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML

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By heterolifepartner - 18/01/2010 06:03 - Australia

Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years role-plays on the internet, pretending to have sex with men. His response when I confronted him about it? "Which specific incidents are you referring to?" FML

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By Jess49 - 03/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML

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I like what I like

By Anonymous - 03/09/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend that I wanted to be spoon-fed, affectionately NOT sexually. I think it's something to do with my eating, my parents, and developmental issues. Now he won't stop claiming it's really a fetish. FML

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Saturday 21 November 2015 23:09

Whata dick. Like the boy who cried wolf, if he says he has another fetish you won't believe him.

WinterChild 20

Saturday 21 November 2015 23:09

Time to reveal your reversed roles fetish.

Comments

BadMadman 10

Sunday 22 November 2015 21:18

I gotta say...it was pretty ballsy, have to give him that.

GhostFox 33

Tuesday 24 November 2015 5:55

Ballsy does not equate to cruel. Ballsy is being willing to get the hell beat out of you for doing the right thing. Betraying someone's trust and affection for you and then rubbing it in their face is just fuckng cruel.

send3426 24

Sunday 22 November 2015 21:32

I seriously hope you mean ex boyfriend

Dune1988 18

Sunday 22 November 2015 21:47

You should purchase a strap on and tell him you have your own fetish.

DarkSaphire2002 14

Monday 23 November 2015 1:09

That's terrible! I'm so sorry that he did that to you. I had a similar thing happen to me when I was still with my ex. If you really still love him, you should sit down and talk to him about trust and boundaries. If not, maybe it's better for you if you walk away. Either way, I wish you the best. Take care sweet heart. I'm rooting for you!

HollyQuinn 21

Monday 23 November 2015 2:03

What an ass. You were just being as supportive as you could be. Eurgh.

Dying_Inside14 8

Monday 23 November 2015 2:09

Dump him please

learntoteach 10

Monday 23 November 2015 3:33

I'm sorry OP but that is an unacceptable form of sexual manipulation. If he can't see that what he did was wrong you should leave him. He has shown no respect for you at all.