Good one, mate

By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 12:44 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

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Today, I've spent nearly three weeks indulging my boyfriend's weird fetish, where he wears a hockey mask and I call him Jason. He just confessed it isn't really a fetish for him and that was just fucking with me. He's already told all his friends. I'm humiliated. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 245
You deserved it 4 765

Same thing different taste

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BecauseIAmBatman_fml 22

Whata dick. Like the boy who cried wolf, if he says he has another fetish you won't believe him.

Time to reveal your reversed roles fetish.

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As he is being brutally honest and open about his sexual preference, you can be brutally honest and open about his shortcomings (time and/or length) that justify him using such a cheap fetish

avengerofcrack 11

shouldn't be sharing your sexual life with his friends in the first place, kinda disrespectful

thatonetribute 31

I'd imagine not many people would be willing to indulge another's fetishes, so he really should never get that opportunity from you again so he learns to regret what he did. That's an awful thing to do, what happens in the bedroom should stay in the bedroom.

FalconWhitaker 20

You sound like a pretty awesome person, OP. The fact that you listened to him and agreed to go along with what he asked for suggests to me that you're open-minded, willing to communicate and pretty cool. The fact that he abused your trust and your good nature for a cheap joke is worrying, cruel and disrespectful. I won't say "Dump him" because I don't know what the rest of your relationship is like, but I'd say put him on thin ice if nothing else. This sort of behaviour is abhorrent and he needs to know that and make amends in a BIG way.

I read the fml wrong first and thought you're the one who told all his friends, but I guess this wouldn't be a fml in that case. That's what he would have deserved though

Seriously? What an asshole. My advice: dump him. If I ever did something like that to my wife, she would have dumped me in a flash. As a parting shot, tell all his friends you only went along with it because you felt so sorry for him having such a tiny penis and only last 10 seconds. You felt it was the least you could do.

Break up with his ass or tell his friends an embarrassing secret about him. Payback is a bitch.

I'd leave him for that's. Purposely humiliating you and sharing it is not cool.

Deny, unless he has proof or you admit it. Time to get a new boyfriend