Pranks and Students: Good one, thanks

Good one, thanks

By Anonymous - 20/08/2009 23:34 - United States

Today, it was my first day of school as a freshman. I soon became lost so I asked a senior for directions to my class. They smiled at me and said, "It's on the third floor to the right." After ten minutes of walking up and down stairs and hallways, I discovered there is no third floor. FML

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You deserved it 20 966

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Very informative!

By student414 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML

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Not so demure start to the year

By Anonymous - 23/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, it was my first day of junior year and a little freshman scumbag pushed me out of the way for no apparent reason. FML

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You deserved it 119

By itsawonderfulife - 23/02/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML

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You deserved it 10 751

Tardy

By nosebleeder - 13/02/2013 20:31 - Sweden

Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML

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You deserved it 8 783

By swana99 - 04/09/2013 20:39 - United States - Woburn

Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML

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You deserved it 3 103

By Anonymous - 09/10/2014 02:13 - United States - Winter Park

Today, I started at a new school. It's a pretty great school, but there's only one problem: Everybody thinks I'm a teacher. I'm only a freshman. FML

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You deserved it 3 408

By allergic_to_bull - 08/10/2014 18:48 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I attended an assembly regarding senior graduation. The assistant principal told us to look to the left and right of us, because those people would be our friends for the rest of our lives. I was the only one in the entire row. FML

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You deserved it 4 260

Look where you're going

By flicmybicgrl - 23/09/2020 08:01

Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML

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You deserved it 341

By Kingofbosses - 22/08/2013 05:31 - United States

Today, I moved into my university dorm a week before classes start. Everyone kept giving me weird looks as they watched me move my stuff in. Finally, one of my dorm mates asked me if I knew that school had actually started last week. I didn't. FML

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You deserved it 16 556

Awkward

By rawrrrr - 17/03/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, after a fire alarm went off, everyone was going back into the building. I had never gone up the stairs before because I live on the 9th floor. As everybody was going back inside, I followed some guys right into their suite on the 1st floor, thinking it was the way to the stairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 982

You deserved it 29 467

ihatestupidppl 0

Friday 21 August 2009 9:17

Lol we did this to our freshmen too. Somehow we managed to convince a surprising number of them that there was a pool on the 4th floor. Ah high school.

cuppacake 0

Friday 21 August 2009 9:15

Hey be nice. High school's scary. D:

Comments

nefertari_fml 2

Friday 21 August 2009 12:16

YDI for not realizing it was a Harry Potter joke :D first book, Fluffy - if that could remind you

imajinethat 0

Friday 21 August 2009 13:01

I love you.

MoobyTheCow 2

Friday 21 August 2009 17:58

It's not a Harry Potter joke. That prank was around before your parents went to high school. PS: Your generation didn't invent sex.

LemonFairy 0

Friday 21 August 2009 21:55

Build a blanket for in Italy with me? :) (Though I have to agree, third floor/etc. isn't necessarily HP related. But I can see how you'd think it was. XD)

LemonFairy 0

Friday 21 August 2009 21:57

Actually, it's if you say "green bears" it will sound like gullible. Though I guess /technically/ it should work the other way too. :P (Off topic: you are comment 69. This amused me. *rambles*)

kurtsee 0

Friday 21 August 2009 12:58

hahafucking freshmen

conjunctivitus 0

Friday 21 August 2009 13:23

All the people saying 'YDI' are morons. IT'S A HARRY POTTER REFERENCE. You can all climb off your pedestals now, 'kay?

jazz2dasmith 0

Friday 21 August 2009 20:45

guess what people did that before harry potter was conceived and he does deserve it for not realizing that there are not three levels not paying attention at orientation and asking of all the kids a senior... sophomores are 50% really nice 20% will ignore you or 30% mess with you. Seniors are 95% dickheads as they should be and 5% nice