Miscellaneous, Embarrassing, Family and Awkward: Good question

Good question

By cynicalcindy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I visited my brother in jail for the first time. I didn't know what to say so I blurted out, "Are you having fun?" FML

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Top comments

KenMcGormick 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 16:21

"HELL YEA IM HAVING FUN"

smdrager 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 16:25

Eh, it's more like **** HIS life. It would only be an FML from his perspective. "Today, my brother visited me in jail for the first time. The first thing he said to me was "Are you having fun?" FML

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fuzz97 23

Wednesday 10 February 2010 21:54

Are you retarded?

emo_fail_child 0

Monday 1 March 2010 6:04

haha

newmanlyman3 8

Wednesday 10 March 2010 5:57

I would have said. " ha bitch look what you got in to!!"

brit8741 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 1:45

ahhh! I did the exact same thing!!! D:

chicobear90210 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 23:10

haha. funny but is that really all you could think of?

diegomanguelo 5

Wednesday 13 October 2010 1:53

wow

fAiRyMaN3 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 2:46

I don't get it so what u said something smart-ass for the first time in your life who gives a shit. You have to have a life before u can say FML

RadicalDivaBos 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 10:13

lol

Sucker4food 2

Friday 10 June 2011 3:05

Ouch!

purplegirl7 0

Monday 11 July 2011 5:44

what did your brother get sent to the slammer for?

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