Intimacy: Today, I was invited to an adult toy party with co-workers. They...

By silverspud - 13/06/2015 01:22 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I was invited to an adult toy party with co-workers. They started by playing a game called 'Never Ever Have I Ever' about everyone's sexual exploits. My mother is a co-worker. I can never un-hear what I heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2015 08:01 - United States - San Jacinto

Today, while at a party playing Truth or Dare, I found out my best friend fantasizes about having sex with my 51 year old mother. The rest of the guys at the party then nodded in agreement and thus spawned a group conversation about how "screwable" my mom is. FML

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By skeletor - 18/02/2009 03:22 - United States

Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing "Never have I ever." My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, "Never have I ever had an orgasm." FML

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By Sofi - 21/08/2018 06:00

Today, I canceled going to a party with my sisters because I had a secret plan to have a threesome. They left for the party, but soon returned thinking it would be no fun without me. By then we were already making a lot of indecent noise. They heard it all. FML

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Make it stop, please

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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By demispark - 24/04/2013 14:10 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I was leaving work when I realized I had forgotten my bag on my desk. As I went back to get it, I overheard my co-workers talking about "last night's office party." I wasn't invited. FML

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You deserved it 4 851

WHAT?

By what the FUCK - 15/08/2012 22:52 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML

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You deserved it 3 282

By wtf bro - 20/05/2015 08:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML

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You deserved it 3 635

By littl3storm - 12/05/2019 21:30

Today, I found out that I work with a bunch of sex addicts. One of them is my cousin, and she did NOT hold back when telling me her and her fiancé's plans about swinging. FML

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You deserved it 213

By Anonymous - 02/11/2017 05:00

Today, my girlfriend and I went to a shop known for its hardcore sex toys. We happened to run into one of my university lecturers and her wife discussing butt plugs with a member of staff, and then saw my aunt and uncle at the register. FML

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Gatekeeping

By My eyes and ears - 20/08/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I have accidentally encountered my parents having "sexy time" four times in the past week. I'm an adult. My parents are in their fifties. Their bedroom door doesn't fully shut, so I always get an unpleasant glimpse when I walk past, occasionally punctuated by my mom's pleasured moaning. Kill me now. FML

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You deserved it 622

pabj208 23

Saturday 13 June 2015 10:23

YDI for knowingly going to an adult toy party with COLLEAGUES and YOUR MOTHER!!!

axfabxdisaster 25

Saturday 13 June 2015 10:18

Wait... If you knew your mom is your co-worker why didn't you walk away?

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axfabxdisaster 25

Saturday 13 June 2015 10:18

Wait... If you knew your mom is your co-worker why didn't you walk away?

EPIKxPANDA 13

Saturday 13 June 2015 10:25

She was the one that probably gave OP a ride to this party.

C_Celine_101 19

Saturday 13 June 2015 10:47

It was a adult toy party, that plus their mum being present...I don't know what OP was expecting hahaha.

Zebediabolical 39

Saturday 13 June 2015 12:31

Yeah. I don't have much sympathy for someone who doesn't expect things to get awkward at a sex toy party with their mom.

Shadowvoid 33

Saturday 13 June 2015 17:23

That's what I'm saying. Never would I ever got to an "Adult Toy Party" knowing that a family member, much less my mother, was a coworker.

Anti666 17

Saturday 13 June 2015 10:18

Thats pretty gross

Naith 14

Saturday 13 June 2015 10:19

Think about OP. You were born from greatness. So go forth and do greater things

slingerslasher 24

Sunday 14 June 2015 10:44

"Never have I ever unheard what my mom said that night."

trrevorrmorran 16

Saturday 13 June 2015 10:19

I would avoid my mother after that.

EPIKxPANDA 13

Saturday 13 June 2015 10:23

Every time you look at your mother, you will remember this moment..

pabj208 23

Saturday 13 June 2015 10:23

YDI for knowingly going to an adult toy party with COLLEAGUES and YOUR MOTHER!!!

kindasortayeah 25

Sunday 14 June 2015 5:44

My boyfriend's sister invited me to a party like that. The guest list includes her cousin, aunt, and mother. I definitely do not plan on attending.

Michelle Jade 9

Monday 20 August 2018 12:22

Nooo I wanna like this but it's on 420 and I don't wanna ruin it

freckleface221 19

Saturday 13 June 2015 10:26

Why would you go to an adult party with your mother? That's just asking for trouble.

rabbi1010 29

Friday 19 June 2015 18:35

why would you go with coworkers?

esamolwan 18

Saturday 13 June 2015 10:31

NOTHING WILL BE THE SAME NOW

qsni 16

Saturday 13 June 2015 10:39

Try to avoid talking to her about it, won't make anything worse. :)

cooltatgar 31

Saturday 13 June 2015 10:40

should've seen that comming.

abNormal62 23

Saturday 13 June 2015 17:29

I know his mom probably has

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Make it stop, please

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