Miscellaneous, Embarrassing, Family and Awkward: Good question

Good question

By cynicalcindy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I visited my brother in jail for the first time. I didn't know what to say so I blurted out, "Are you having fun?" FML

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KenMcGormick 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 16:21

"HELL YEA IM HAVING FUN"

smdrager 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 16:25

Eh, it's more like **** HIS life. It would only be an FML from his perspective. "Today, my brother visited me in jail for the first time. The first thing he said to me was "Are you having fun?" FML

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cheeser9 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 9:06

what'd he say?

Celfyndel 16

Thursday 25 August 2011 0:53

Hi Kat :P

Rebulera26 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 22:54

Lmao...... Awkwarrrrrd

Dallasluver19 14

Wednesday 30 May 2012 3:17

Haha! What did he do?

CDogg1313 1

Wednesday 25 July 2012 2:06

Actually they use liquid soap now. Well at least they do in JDC (juvenile detention center)

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 20 May 2015 16:14

What's he in jail for?

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