Cars and Transportation: Good samaritan

Good samaritan

By happyshit - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

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You deserved it 6 563

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 249

You deserved it 1 256

Help yourself

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Westwood

Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 214

You deserved it 2 153

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By supersmashpika - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Hershey

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 670

You deserved it 9 995

One law for thee…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Springfield

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 975

You deserved it 6 828

Piss poor prank

By peedonme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 270

You deserved it 2 951

There's no justice

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 877

You deserved it 2 626

Red flag

By Kirby - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 203

You deserved it 4 509

No good deed…

By williebees - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Huntsville

Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 919

You deserved it 2 520

By "ztodaro" - 30/06/2017 20:00

Today, while I was inside a store, I heard a crash. Of course I ignored it because my car was parked. I paid for my items and walked out to see this. Nobody else was around. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 890

You deserved it 291

Say it, don't spray it

By ... - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 925

You deserved it 2 301

perdix 29

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:25

Why would a woman, presumably driving alone, stop to help a man out on the highway? Were you looking to get nailed?

Wreckless_fml 6

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:02

Must have been a beast of a nail to pop your tire.

Comments

megan_lovee 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:55

see..thts wht yu get for helping people!!!..hahaa

gurly98 13

Friday 14 October 2011 1:29

Fail u deserved it

HomeAl0ne 20

Friday 14 October 2011 2:28

I seem to have developed a slow leak myself. Could you help by blowing me back up?

derecteevee 1

Friday 14 October 2011 2:40

did anyone pull over to help u?

Philly_iz_Silly 0

Friday 14 October 2011 3:51

Thats why you mind your own business

dontpanic_fml 32

Friday 14 October 2011 4:39

Why in the heck would you follow someone off the road? It's really weird to assume someone is in distress just because they are pulling off, to the point of actually following them. Why is this getting so many FYL's?

dontpanic_fml 32

Friday 14 October 2011 5:35

Well I sort of misread the post and didn't see the 'ed' after pull, but you still shouldn't pull off behind someone. It's dangerous

sweetheartxoxo88 7

Friday 14 October 2011 5:41

No offense, but that was pretty dumb. For all you knew he could have been a rapist or worse. Besides, most people have cell phones these day and even if he didn't he could have waited for another MAN to help him.