Cars and Transportation: Good samaritan

Good samaritan

By happyshit - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 621

You deserved it 6 563

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 249

You deserved it 1 256

Help yourself

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Westwood

Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 214

You deserved it 2 153

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By supersmashpika - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Hershey

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 670

You deserved it 9 995

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Springfield

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 975

You deserved it 6 828

Piss poor prank

By peedonme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 270

You deserved it 2 951

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 877

You deserved it 2 626

Red flag

By Kirby - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 203

You deserved it 4 509

No good deed…

By williebees - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Huntsville

Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 919

You deserved it 2 520

By "ztodaro" - 30/06/2017 20:00

Today, while I was inside a store, I heard a crash. Of course I ignored it because my car was parked. I paid for my items and walked out to see this. Nobody else was around. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 890

You deserved it 291

Say it, don't spray it

By ... - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 925

You deserved it 2 301

perdix 29

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:25

Why would a woman, presumably driving alone, stop to help a man out on the highway? Were you looking to get nailed?

Wreckless_fml 6

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:02

Must have been a beast of a nail to pop your tire.

Comments

Bofferding_fml 6

Thursday 13 October 2011 13:06

Use that occasion to pee too?

ieatunicorn4fun 7

Thursday 13 October 2011 13:15

That sucks.

patrickalamo 47

Thursday 13 October 2011 13:29

Wow! One nail popped a tire that fast. Hmmmmm interesting????

underguarded 20

Thursday 13 October 2011 14:34

Why is it that somehow, everyone suddenly has the shittiest luck the instant they try to help someone?

fogrunner 13

Thursday 13 October 2011 17:46

Have you actually taken note both of those times + the times when helpful people DON'T have bad luck?

onefinemess 11

Thursday 13 October 2011 15:36

As my mother always says, no good deed goes unpunished.

13FTW 9

Thursday 13 October 2011 15:57

I'm afraid someone has previously said this. But as a consolation prize, here's a few dozen thumbs down! Yay for repeat comments!

Urbanchiller 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 17:31

shit happens when you try to help someone pee.

cmayo 3

Thursday 13 October 2011 18:03

Good deeds often go unrewarded. Did the guy have his flashers on, though? If he didn't, you kind of deserve it.

kjbirch7 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 18:47

I ran over a nail before. it sucks! sorry op

bubo_fml 10

Thursday 13 October 2011 22:33

"Today, I pulled off to the side of the road to have a piss. During mid stream, I was startled by a loud gunshot noise & wound up pissing all over my new strides & kicks...It was some silly girl who ran over a nail, stopping to help me...FML!"